Dead & Breakfast (2004)

Jeffrey Dean Morgan: The Sheriff

Quotes 

• The Sheriff : Now, hold it there, Doc. How can we be sure you ain't possessed? I mean, hell, I just shot you and you're still standing.

  Doc Riley : Ah, well, you ain't got me but on my shoulder.

  The Sheriff : I guess that makes sense. All right, why don't you tell me who won last year's annual cow chip throwing contest.

  Doc Riley : What?

  The Sheriff : You heard me. If it is really you, you'd know.

  Doc Riley : Well, shoot, sheriff, that's kinda a trick question 'cause Lovelock ain't never had an annual cow chip throwing contest. Uh-huh. It alternates every year with the greasy pig catching competition.

  The Sheriff : Ah, he's okay. All right, Doc, get your ass over here.

• The Sheriff : Well! Ain't you about as handy as a pocket on a shirt.