Cathy's Valentine (1989 TV Movie)

William L. Guisewite: Bill, Cathy's Father

Quotes 

• Bill, Cathy's Father : [last lines; on Cathy's answering machine]  Hi, honey, it's Dad. Just wanted to let you know Mom's on her way over to apologize for butting in. I know how you feel about surprises.

• Anne, Cathy's Mother : [on the phone]  Hi, sweetie! Happy Valentine's Day!

  Cathy Andrews : Thanks, Mom; you, too.

  Anne, Cathy's Mother : Dad thought you'd like to join us for dinner.

  Cathy Andrews : Tell Dad I have plans for Valentine's Day.

  Anne, Cathy's Mother : She has plans.

  Bill, Cathy's Father : Mom wonders if your plans are to see the psychiatrist.

  Cathy Andrews : Irving's taking me to a wedding. Everything's fine; we're going to a happy, romantic, wonderful wedding together.

  Bill, Cathy's Father : [to Mom]  She'll be seeing the psychiatrist.

• Anne, Cathy's Mother : [entering Cathy's house with groceries]  Call the FBI, dear, her brain's been stolen.

  Cathy Andrews : Mom! Dad, I thought we agreed on no more surprise visits.

  Anne, Cathy's Mother : I know, sweetie, but it's so hard to pass up a chance to be mortifying.

  Bill, Cathy's Father : It was your mother's idea. She thought you might be out of ammonia.

  Anne, Cathy's Mother : [handing a tissue to Cathy so she can blot her lipstick]  Blot. Your father thought you'd be running low on light bulbs.

  Bill, Cathy's Father : Mom is concerned about the toilet paper situation.