- Jack Benny: Take Maurice Chevalier. He just celebrated his 80th birthday. No there's a man eighty years old and with him, every little breeze still whispers Louise. With me, I catch a cold.
- Jack Benny: Lucy, now that the show is over, how about going out and having a little drink with me?
- Lucille Ball: Why Jack Benny! I'm surprised at you! You're a happily married man. I'm a happily married woman. How could you make a suggestion like that?
- Jack Benny: I just asked you to go out and have a little drink with me, that's all.
- Lucille Ball: Oh, sure. It sounds innocent enough. But it becomes a secret rendezvous in a dimly lit cocktail lounge with romantic music playing in the background. Really, I'm surprised at you, Jack. What would Mary think?
- Jack Benny: Mary's coming with us.
- Lucille Ball: Then forget it.
- [exits]