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Decoys
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Luke
: That's it, ladies, show me your navels!
Luke
: How do you like your alien Luke? Medium Rare.
Detective Watts
: Baby got backup!
Luke
: Belt of Orion? How about belt of O-Fryin'!
Luke
: I'm going to find out who they really are.
Roger
: A hot alien with snake tits?
Roger
: With you it's all about cameras, conspiracies and alien girls from hooter planet!
Luke
: Your eyes are so beautiful.
Alex
: Because they are looking at you.
Roger
: You think Melody knows I'm a virgin?
Luke
: Actually, yeah.
Constance
: You wanna lick?
Constance
: Men at home are dead, these boys are ripe for picking!
Constance
: I think it's about to get hotter in here!
Constance
: I wanna have sex with you Roger, I don't wanna frickin' marry you!
Constance
: I'll have a vodka, chilled. Make it a triple!
Constance
: The countdown's begun.
Constance
: A killer babe?
Constance
: I wasn't supposed to have feelings about this.
Roger
: About what?
Constance
: About you. I've never met anyone like you Roger.
Roger
: You say it like it's a bad thing.
Constance
: It is... because everything you said about Lilly and I. It's true.
Constance
: Ice cold hormones!
Constance
: Although it would be the highest honor imaginable to be the first one to spawn. I will not take that chance with you, let's wait.
Roger
: [
alternative DVD scene
] You think Melody knows I'm a virgin?
Luke
: Why do you care?
Roger
: I just do.
Luke
: My grandfather use to say you worry less about what people think of you once you realize how little they do.
Roger
: [
in the dorm laundry room, pulls out two beer cans from his laundry basket
] Oh, yeah, a cerveza?
Luke
: I got to slow down man, OK?
Roger
: You can slow down when you're dead.
[
hands Luke a beer
]
Roger
: Oh, yeah.
[
cracks the beer open and takes a swig
]
Luke
: [
Alternative DVD scene
] You never stop believing in me. Why?
Alex
: Soulmates believe.
Luke
: You never gave up on me.
Alex
: Never.
Luke
: Yeah, never.
Constance
: [
after being introduced to Luke, pauses briefly from licking on a sucker
] Hola... sorry, I have an oral fixation.
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