Madea's Family Reunion (2002 Video)

D'Atra Hicks: Jackie

Quotes 

• Mable "Madea" Simmons : [about Cora]  She was a big baby, it was like trying to pass a Cadillac, I almost named her Escalade.

  Jackie : Escalade?

• Tina : When you going back to work, cuz I need my money.

  Mable "Madea" Simmons : What you talking about?

  Tina : [to Jackie]  Girl you stupid, you know that money you give Kevin every week for his child support, baby that money comes to me, I'm the baby's mama!

  Jackie : What're you talking about?

  Tina : This is Kevin's baby, add it up, she 7 months, add 9 to that and you'll see that I got pregnant right around the time that y'all got married.

• Jackie : [about Tina's baby]  This can't be Kevin's baby looking like that.