The Real Cancun (2003)

Alan Taylor: Self

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• Alan Taylor : Most times if I'm in a party, and you know, I kind of feel that left out feeling, I'll go and get like a glass of milk.

• Alan Taylor : I just want to see some boobies.

• Jeremy Jazwinski : So you're going to just go to the clubs all week and not drink anything?

  Alan Taylor : I don't know.

  Jeremy Jazwinski : Not anything? Not even a fucking shot? Don't you ever just feel like sacking up and taking a fuckin- a fuckin shot, ya know?

  Alan Taylor : Not really.

  Jeremy Jazwinski : It's like a manly thing, ya know? You just take a shot.

  Alan Taylor : I don't know. I've just gone so long without doing it.

  Jeremy Jazwinski : You should just do it and say, "Fuck it."

• Alan Taylor : I just want a girl who's right there so I can butt fuck them. Not really "butt fuck," but "butt fuck-dance fuck."

• Alan Taylor : I live here, fuckos.

• Alan Taylor : That was impressive 'cause I'm an impressive guy. I'm feeling my nipples.

• Alan Taylor : People used to ask me before, like, you know, "Wow, so have you ever been in love?" because I'm the kind of guy that would love someone. And I'd have to say no, because I've never had that opportunity.