Son of the Mask (2005)

Alan Cumming: Loki

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Quotes 

• Loki : I'm a god. I can shape-shift. I can create stuff out of nothingness. I can alter the fabric of reality. So please, quit being a knucklehead.

• [repeated line] 

  Loki : Where's my *mask*?

• Loki : Thanks for dropping by.

  Museum Security Guard : Dropping?

  Loki : Bye!

• Odin : [in the body of a shopkeeper]  You know, Thor never gave me this kind of trouble.

  Loki : Oh, here we go again with the Thor crap. Thor, Thor, Thor! You know, father, I'm not like Thor. I'm never gonna be like Thor. I just wish that - can't you just love me for who I am and not for who I'm not?

  Odin : No! I want you to be more like Thor!

• Tim Avery : Okay, you give me Alvey, and the mask is yours.

  Loki : [takes the mask and turns away with Alvey]  I can't let go. I've grown attached.

  Tonya Avery : Alvey!

  Tim Avery : Hey, we had a deal!

  Loki : I'm the God of friggin' Mischief, what did you expect?

• Loki : [Sees Mask that was made in Taiwan]  This is a FAKE!

  Dr. Neuman : Yes, but it's a good fake.

• Hospital Nurse : [sees a clone of herself under the influence of Loki]  Who are you?

  Loki : You.

  Hospital Nurse : Me?

  Loki : Who?

  [she screams in horror; in a deleted scene, Loki screams back. He annoys her until he gets stifled by an officer. Once Loki put the officer down, he transformed into a doctor] 

  Loki : CLEAR!

  [He uses his defibrillators to shock the officer] 

  Officer : Ow.

  Loki : Breathe!

  Officer : I am breathing.

  [Loki picks up the officer] 

  Loki : Don't you dare die on me!

  Officer : What are you talking about?

  [Loki uses his defibrillators again and knocks out the officer to the wall] 

  Loki : [He removed his glasses]  Damn it. He didn't make it. There's nothing left we can do here.

• Tim Avery : Hey, Loki.

  [suddenly picks up a phone receiver and shouts] 

  Tim Avery : Give me back my son!

  Loki : Um... No

  [speeds off] 

• Museum Person : Good God!

  Loki : And don't you forget it!

• Odin : You've brought me much grief, Loki

  [pause] 

  Loki : [angrily]  Right back at ya... DAD!

• Loki : [looks at the mask and sees it's a fake]  THIS IS A FAKE!

  Dr. Neuman : Yes, but it's a good fake.

• Loki : Okay, no let me think. What should I turn him into?

• Tim Avery : Who are you?

  Loki : I'm Loki, God of Mischief.

  Tim Avery : And I'm Tim, God of Crazy-Baby-Land. Can you move please?

  Loki : Your son was born of the mask, *my* mask. Where is it?

  Tim Avery : Born of the... Oh! So, that's why he can pee like that.

• Loki : [about Odin]  Off the throne... He's off the throne. That's not good.

• Odin : [possessing the shopkeeper]  Fool! What in Helveti were you about to do to this shopkeep?

  Loki : Nothing, I...

  Odin : Fool! Don't lie to me! You know Thor never gave me this kind of trouble.

  Loki : Here we go again with the Thor crap.

• Odin : As expected, you've failed at your promise. You've failed at your quest. You are, in ever sense of the word, a failure.

  Tim Avery : [to Tanya]  Wow, and I thought your dad was mean.

  Loki : Hey, we both knew it was gonna end this way, right? You practically set me up for failure, so at least I'm living up to your expectation in that regard.

  Odin : Silence!

• Odin : [surprised]  You did the conjuring ceremony, by yourself?

  Loki : Hey, I pay attention... sometimes.