Heat Vision and Jack (1999 TV Movie)

Jack Black: Jack

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Quotes 

• Jack Austin : Come on you big ball of gas, light my darkest hour.

• Heat Vision : Is that blood?

  Jack Austin : The blood of tomatoes.

• Jack Austin : They have a man tracking me down. A very dangerous man. His name is Ron Silver. Like me, a former astronaut, but also a gifted actor.

• Jack Austin : Hip to their jive, I called my roommate Doug, and asked him to come pick me up. If I had known then what I know now... I would have called a cab.

• Jack Austin : You learn to accept things when you're on the run... if fate makes you a motorcycle, you become a motorcycle.

• Heat Vision : Para-gone. Jack, Jack Jack, Para-GONE.

  Jack Austin : [Fake laugh]  I get it.

• [repeated line] 

  Jack Austin : I know everything!

• Jack Austin : I'm not a criminal.

  The Sheriff : Tell me your name.

  Jack Austin : I can't do that.

  The Sheriff : Spoken like a criminal.

• Jack Austin : Knowledge is power... for real.

• The Sheriff : Jack, if you stay here, I can take care of you.

  Jack Austin : In the past, I've try to tell my story to journalists. Make friends. Open up to women. They're all dead. I've burnt out my daylight. Time for my to ride.

• Jack Austin : You shouldn't point those things at people; they're dangerous.

  The Sheriff : Only if I pull the trigger.

  Jack Austin : I wasn't talking about the gun.

  The Sheriff : Neither was I.

• The Sheriff : ...And I'll come back for you right?

  Jack Austin : [spoken in a mocking tone]  Oh, I won't be here. Come sunrise I'll be so intelligent no cell will be able to hold me.