The Gingerdead Man (2005)

Ryan Locke: Amos Cadbury

Quotes 

• Amos Cadbury : What the hell is that ?

  Millard : It sure ain't the Pillsbury fucking doughboy.

• Amos Cadbury : If that thing is real, I say we grab that mother fucker and we take it in to Leno, Letterman. How much dough can you make from a talking cookie... heh dough, cookie, get it?

• Amos Cadbury : Now wait a minute, you mean to tell me that that...

  Sarah Leigh : I know it sounds crazy. Amos, I don't know how it happen. It's only thing that makes sense even if it is Twilight Zone kind of sense.

  Amos Cadbury : The guy that... killed Jeremy and your daddy? That you helped send to the electric chair? Millard Findlemeyer? Has come back from the dead... to get revenge on you... inside a cookie?

• Amos Cadbury : Wait, wait. Are you telling me that thing was a cookie you were baking? That's crazy, crazy. Ok, do you have a magic oven?