The Apprentice (2004–2017)

Bill Rancic: Self, Self - Guest Boardroom Advisor

Quotes 

• Bill Rancic : You ask Sam what time it is... he tells you how to build a clock.

• Katrina Campins : Nobody has ever duped me.

  Donald Trump : You've never, ever been duped?

  Katrina Campins : Nope... and I'm not gonna give him credit for it.

  Donald Trump : I have. I've been duped... I've been duped many times. Everyone's duped. You've been duped also.

  Tammy Lee : [who is on Katrina's team]  I think we got duped, to be honest.

  Bill Rancic : [also on Katrina's team]  Thanks, Tammy.

• Bill Rancic : ...Nick's a guy who oftentimes will jump out of the plane without learning how to operate the parachute.

• Kwame Jackson : May the best man win.

  Bill Rancic : I think we already have.

• Bill Rancic : We knew we could get a cheap leg wax in Chinatown.

• Bill Rancic : [on Tammy]  She's not on the same page... I mean, not only is she not on the same page, she's not reading from the same book.

• Bill Rancic : In business, it's about numbers. It's all about how much you bring in to the bottom line at the end of the year. Rather than, "You should just buy this product because I'm cute."

• Ereka Vetrini : Bill, you sold me out.

  Bill Rancic : Short-term memory.

• Bill Rancic : What about getting costumes?... We could all dress up in different Disney characters or whatever it is, and... it's a shtick.

  Katrina Campins : I told you: Ben Affleck, Sharon Stone!

• Katrina Campins : It's convenient for you to use me when my looks take our...

  Bill Rancic : Wait a minute, "it's convenient?" You don't use that yourself? Are you kidding me?

• Bill Rancic : The other team obviously can't come up with an original idea, so they've got the hookers over here working my customers.

• Bill Rancic : Do you want a man-drink, McClain, or do you want a girl-drink?

  Troy McClain : Man me up!

• Bill Rancic : [to Nick]  There's a bedroom in there, dude. You better put that to use. You got this beautiful girl all over you and you're not doing anything? They're gonna think you're a little sweet, you know what I mean? Not that there's anything wrong with that.