Ben & Arthur (2002)

Michael Haboush: Victor Sailes

Quotes 

• Father Rabin : The congregation is concerned that your brother's homosexuality may rub off on their children and send their souls straight to hell.

  Victor Sailes : But Father, my brother has not been to church in ten years. What does it have to do with me?

  Father Rabin : It has to do with the fact that the members of the congregation don't want the brother of a gay man in here! They're afraid that you may hold some sort of karma or deep seated evil energy and - and - well, quite frankly, I'm gonna have to ask you to stop offering your services to this church.

  Victor Sailes : How -how dare you! I- I've given over $10,000 to this church! It's just as much a part of my heart as it is for yours, Father.

  Father Rabin : No. You gave that money freely, out of good Christian love. You cannot buy your way into heaven, and you can't buy yourself a place in this church! Victor, your brother is a demon - and we do not want the relative of a man who defies and desecrates God's holy word here! Now leave here at once!

• Victor Sailes : My brother is a homosexual. He's gonna be marrying a man. I need to find out what his next move is, and I need to stop this insanity.

• Victor Sailes : Look at you! What are you? A gay man! You know what? I'm never gonna have any nieces or nephews! Ever! 'Cause you know what? You're so fucked up! You know that!

  Arthur Sailes : You... fuck! How dare you talk to your brother like that. You want nieces and nephews? Well, I got news for you, buddy. You don't even know how to be a brother! What kind of uncle do you think you'd make?

  Victor Sailes : I resent that!

  Arthur Sailes : You care more about some man named Jesus, that you never even met before, than your own family!

  Ben Sheets : We're leaving.

  Arthur Sailes : We're leaving.

  Ben Sheets : Let's go.

  Arthur Sailes : Let's go.

  Victor Sailes : I'm gonna pray for you, and I'm gonna pray for you!

  Arthur Sailes : We don't need prayed for. You need prayed for.

• Stan : So Arthur, when do you plan to have kids?

  Victor Sailes : I'm sure... as soon as Arthur gets a beautiful wife and children, that's when he'll have a nice family. Isn't that correct, Arthur?

• Victor Sailes : The potion didn't work... Can you believe it?

• Arthur Sailes : Victor! What are you doing here? I didn't invite you in. What do you want?

  Victor Sailes : I - I'm here to save your soul.

  Arthur Sailes : My soul is just fine.

  Victor Sailes : Did you know that they threw me out of the church? Huh?

  Arthur Sailes : Well, probably because you're some crazy psychotic fuck.