Straight-Jacket (2004)

Carrie Preston: Sally

Quotes 

• Sally : Love is just a big box of chocolate-covered razor blades.

• Guy Stone : Um, what do you do for fun?

  Sally : Watch Guy Stone movies.

  Guy Stone : Really? Me too.

  Sally : Oh, and I'm taking an acting class from the prestigious Tom Hertz.

  Guy Stone : Ah, Tom, sure.

  Sally : You take from him?

  Guy Stone : Sometimes I'm the student, sometimes I'm the teacher. So, you wanna be an actress?

  Sally : Oh, gosh, no. Actresses are whores.

• Guy Stone : [trying to hurry Sally out the door:]  Now you mustn't be late for Bernice.

  Sally : I hate her stupid women's group. Barbara Stanwyck is such a bully. And that Edith Head...

  [shudders a bit] 

  Sally : just stares at me.

• Sally : Victor, why did you hire so many homosexual waiters?

  Victor : Because that's the only kind!

• Saul Ornstein : [seeing an electric organ in the middle of his office:]  What the hell?

  Sally : It's Guy's birthday present. They're oodles of fun at parties. I needed someplace to hide it.

  Saul Ornstein : A lot full of empty stages, and you pick here?

  Sally : Well, this is just were they delivered it. I was gonna move it myself, but it was too heavy on account of I had it done in walnut because that's more masculine. Do you suppose Guy will like it?

  Saul Ornstein : Will Guy like a masculine organ? I think that's a safe bet.