The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)

Zooey Deschanel: Trillian

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• Arthur : [sarcastically]  Normality? Right, we can talk about normality until the cows come home.

  Ford : [thoughtfully]  What is normal?

  Trillian : [wistfully]  What is home?

  Zaphod : [cluelessly]  What're cows?

• Arthur Dent : Just wait a sodding minute! You want a question that goes with the answer for 42? Well, how about what's six times seven? Or how many Vogons does it take to change a lightbulb? Here's one! How many roads must a man walk down?

  Lunkwill : Hey, that's not bad!

  Arthur Dent : Fine. Fine, take it. Because my head is filled with questions and I can assure you no answer to any one of them has ever brought me one iota of happiness. Except for one. The one. The only question I've ever wanted an answer to - is she the one? The answer bloody well isn't forty-two, it's yes. Undoubtedly, unequivocally, unabashedly yes. And for one week, one week in my sad little blip of an existence, it made me happy.

  Trillian : That's a good answer...

  Lunkwill : Rubbish, we don't want to be happy, we want to be famous!

  Fook : Yeah! What is all this "is she the one" tripe?

  Lunkwill : Take his brain!

• Marvin : I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.

  Trillian : Well, we have something that may take your mind off it.

  Marvin : It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind.

  Trillian : Yeah, we know.

• Trillian : You idiot! You signed the order to destroy Earth!

  Zaphod : I did?

  Arthur : He did?

  Trillian : Love and kisses Zaphod? You didn't even read it, did you?

  Zaphod : Well, I'm president, I don't have a lot of time for reading.

  Trillian : My whole planet destroyed because you thought someone wanted your autograph!

• Zaphod : Why so edgy, baby doll? Relax.

  Trillian : Why so edgy? You wanna know why I'm edgy?

  [fires Point-Of View gun at Zaphod] 

  Zaphod : [from Trillian's view]  Of course you're edgy. Your planet's been blown up and you've been tooling round the galaxy with the guy who signed the order. You actually wanted to know the question because you always wondered if there was more to life and now you're crushed because you find out there really isn't.

  Zaphod : [from Zaphod's view]  Hey, fantastic. Psychedelic.

  Zaphod : [from Trillian's view]  You have no home and no family and now you're stuck with me, another in a long line of men who doesn't really get you.

  Zaphod : [from Zaphod's view]  That's not true.

  Zaphod : [from Trillian's view]  And you're worried that you might have blown it with the one guy who really does.

  Zaphod : Oh, baby doll. Give me that thing.

  [takes Point-Of-View gun off Trillian and aims it at her] 

  Trillian : It won't affect me. I'm already a woman.

• Trillian : Who are you?

  Arthur : Er, Dent, Arthur Dent.

  Trillian : No, I mean *who* are you?

  Arthur : Oh, the costume. Er, Livingston I presume. Yeah. Not as good as Darwin I know but the best I could manage at short notice.

  Trillian : You're the first person whose gotten that right. Everyone keeps calling me Santa.

  Arthur : Really?

  Trillian : Yeah, and I thought the beagle made it a dead giveaway.

  Arthur : Well, I suppose most of the people who come to these parties are idiots.

  Trillian : What?

  [the record player is bumped, the music stops] 

  Arthur : I said all these people are idiots!

  [everyone stares at him] 

  Arthur : Oh god...

• Trillian : Marvin... you saved our lives!

  Marvin : I know. Wretched, isn't it?

• Arthur : Let's go somewhere.

  Trillian : Definitely. Where'd you have in mind?

  Ford : I know this great restaurant at the end of the universe.

• [to Arthur, shortly after they first meet] 

  Trillian : I want to go somewhere I've never been, and I'd like to go with you.

• Trillian : Let's go somewhere.

  Arthur : Where did you have in mind?

  Trillian : Madagascar.

  Arthur : That new club on Dean Street?

  Trillian : No, it's a country. Off the coast of Africa.

• Trillian : I have the president and I will kill him, I swear I will.

  Jeltz : Could that actually kill him?

  Questular Rontok : I don't think so. It's an aerosol can.

• Trillian : See this? This detects what you're craving and makes it for you. And this? This toasts bread while you're slicing it. We're on a space ship Arthur. In space.

• Trillian : [after Arthur drinks a cocktail sludge]  I should have said it resembles tea.

• Trillian : I have a plan.

  Arthur : Does it involve pushing him out there and then running the other way?

• Arthur : I have to say, without the beard you look at least 80 years younger.

  Trillian : Well, maybe I'm de-evolving?

  Arthur : Ha ha!

  Trillian : Ha ha!

  Arthur : Well, I should inform you that I don't date single-celled organisms.

• Zaphod : Why'd you pick up hitchhikers?

  Trillian : I didn't. The ship did.

• Zaphod : [everything appears to be made of yarn]  WOW! Is this gonna happen every time we hit that button?

  Trillian : Very probably, yes.

• Trillian : We don't know why we're here. We were trying to get to Magrathea and our ship brought us here.

  Humma Kavula : How very... improbable.

• Trillian : So much for the laws of physics.

• Trillian : How badly does it hurt?

  Arthur : It doesn't feel great.

• Trillian : Well, this is weird.