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Quotes
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Trillian : I have the president and I will kill him, I swear I will.
Jeltz : Could that actually kill him?
Questular Rontok : I don't think so. It's an aerosol can.
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Jeltz : Apathetic bloody planet. I've no sympathy at all.
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Jeltz : Either die in the vacuum of space, or tell me what you thought of my poem.
[other Vogons chuckle]
Arthur : A... a... actually, I rather liked it.
Jeltz : Hmm?
Ford : Yeah. That's good. Run with it.
Jeltz : Hmmm?
Arthur : Uh, some of the words I didn't understand, but I found the imagery quite effective.
Jeltz : Continue...
Arthur : Well, uh, yes, interesting rhythmic devices, which seemed to counterpoint the underlying metaphor of the humanity of, of the poet's soul.
Jeltz : So what you're saying is, I write poetry because underneath this mean, callous, heartless exterior, I just want to be loved?
Ford : [whispers] Yes, yes, yes.
Arthur : Yes, yes, yeah, please.
[other Vogons ooh-ing and aah-ing]
Jeltz : Throw them off the ship!