Gary the Rat (2003)
Robb Cullen: Johnny Horatio Bugz
Quotes
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Johnny Horatio Bugz : I should've got a doggie!
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Truman Pinksdale : Who is it?
Johnny Horatio Bugz : Rat Killer!
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Johnny Horatio Bugz : Whoa! That's a big frikkin rat!
Truman Pinksdale : Can you kill him?
Johnny Horatio Bugz : Can i kill him? I'll torture that son of a bitch for ya!
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Johnny Horatio Bugz : Well let me tell you Father. The food here is terrific.
Truman Pinksdale : The food is terrific because it's your last meal moron! They're going to execute you in the morning!
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Johnny Horatio Bugz : Love stinks!
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Johnny Horatio Bugz : I'm sorry Mommy please stop burning me. Must've dosed off. Anyways let's go kill that rat son of a bitch.
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Johnny Horatio Bugz : Yeah how's it going fancy pants?
Truman Pinksdale : Mr. Bugz?
Johnny Horatio Bugz : Yeah tell your wife thanks for the photos they're a big hit with the aryan brotherhood. Especially the ones with the lama.
Truman Pinksdale : I'll let her know. Let's get down to business.
Johnny Horatio Bugz : And the one with the donkey.
Truman Pinksdale : Are you finished?
Johnny Horatio Bugz : And the one with the rhino. I'm done now.
Truman Pinksdale : Thank God dolt. Anyway the fact you are behind bars doesn't mean you can't fulfill your exterminator duties and kill Gary Andrews.
Johnny Horatio Bugz : Who?
Truman Pinksdale : The big rat.
Johnny Horatio Bugz : I got nothing.
Truman Pinksdale : Your six foot rat attorney who's defending you and who you've been trying to kill for months? I want him dead. I want you to use this cake to kill him.
Johnny Horatio Bugz : Is he allergic to buttercream?
Truman Pinksdale : No you idiot there's a gun in the cake.
Johnny Horatio Bugz : He's allergic to guns?
Truman Pinksdale : I want you to shoot him with the gun inside the cake!
Johnny Horatio Bugz : And what do I get for doing in that vicious vermin?
Truman Pinksdale : I'll arrange your escape from this penitentiary and i'll give you an additional twenty thousand dollars.
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Johnny Horatio Bugz : Hey how's it going Father?
Truman Pinksdale : It's me you idiot! Truman Pinksdale. I'm just dressed as a priest.
Johnny Horatio Bugz : Oh hey! So how's that wife of yours doing?
Truman Pinksdale : Listen clod we don't have much time. After the cake debacle and your subsequent conviction on six counts of first degree murder they put your death row.
Johnny Horatio Bugz : Well let me tell you about that Father. The food here's terrific.
Truman Pinksdale : The food is terrific because it's your last mean moron! They're going to execute you in the morning!