House of D (2004)

Anton Yelchin: Tommy Warshaw

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Quotes 

• Mr. Pappass : You know why your mother died, son? She killed herself because she had a retarded son, isn't that right?

  Tommy Warshaw : She got hit by a car.

  Mr. Pappass : She walked in front of a car because she had a retarded son.

  Tommy Warshaw : She was drunk.

  Mr. Pappass : She was drunk because her son's retarded.

  Tommy Warshaw : She was drunk because she was married to you, you loser.

• Pappass : Do you ever miss your dad?

  Tommy Warshaw : All the time.

  Pappass : Want mine?

  Tommy Warshaw : No thanks.

• Tommy Warshaw : Solid according to you, lady, girls like fools and small balls. So I'm pretty much covered.

• Katherine Warshaw : Go on. Run away just like your father.

  Tommy Warshaw : He didn't run away, Mom. He died.

• Tommy Warshaw : Hey! My mom says it's crazy in there! She says you've got rats, roaches... lesbianism...

  Lady : [laughing]  I guess I'm safe from that last one. I'm in solitary.

• Melissa : Your outfit is... um...

  Tommy Warshaw : Orange?

  Melissa : Really orange.

• Tommy Warshaw : If I want to exercise my god given freedom to experience people getting cut up by chainsaws and hung on meat hooks, I think I have the constitutional right to do so, don't you?

• Tommy Warshaw : Just stay cool and give me the dad face.

• Pappass : No tittie. No tittie at all. I've seen lemons bigger.

  Tommy Warshaw : Pappass!

  Melissa : It's okay, I really don't care.

  [sits down] 

  Tommy Warshaw : [sitting down too]  Yeah, well, like, me neither. I have small balls, you know?

  Melissa : [speechless] 

  Tommy Warshaw : But that's good, right?

  Melissa : I don't know.

  Pappass : [sitting down now]  I have a huge penis.

• Bernadette : [from jail cell above the street]  You know why I'm in here, boy?

  Tommy Warshaw : No.

  Bernadette : I murdered my husband, in his sleep, with my bare hands. I'm a murderer! I *hate* men! And if they let me out this bitch, I'll kill again! I mean, if you get in my way, I might even kill you!

  Tommy Warshaw : I don't care.

• Tommy Warshaw : [to pole]  Hi! I'm Tommy. You're very tall.

  [Lady laughs] 

  Tommy Warshaw : She just said she was Polish.

  [laughs sarcastically]