Around the Horn (2002– )

Jay Mariotti: Former Panelist (Chicago) (2002-2010)

Quotes 

• Jay Mariotti : Woody Paige is the William Hung of this show.

• Stat Boy : Every once in awhile everyone does something wrong and you have to own up to it - right Mariotti?

  Jay Mariotti : No!

  [Stat Boy mutes him] 

• Jay Mariotti : Two guys with bad hair: Don King and Woody Paige.

• Jay Mariotti : [on the NFL Network]  Anything with the NFL's logo on it succeeds. Have you heard of Snickers?

  Woody : [mocking]  Have you ever heard of the Arizona Cardinals?

• Jay Mariotti : [about Terrell Owens]  T.O. needs controversy like the rest of us need food and water.