Around the Horn (2002– )
Woody Paige: Self
Quotes
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Woody : Let me straighten you guys out.
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Woody : [to Jay Mariotti] Jabronie, you just don't get it!
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Woody : A starting player should never lose his job due to industry!
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Woody : [to Mariotti] I may have laryngitis but I can still talk better than you!
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Woody : [on steroids] If looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and it's bill is shrinking, then it's on something!
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Woody : Today marks the anniversary of the founding of the National Basketball Assoction... Association...
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Woody : [talking to his toy parrot] Can you say, "Mariotti is a jabroni"?
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Woody : [on Mariotti] How can a man be so wrong, so often?
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Woody : Three words, Mariotti: You are a fool!
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Jay Mariotti : [on the NFL Network] Anything with the NFL's logo on it succeeds. Have you heard of Snickers?
Woody : [mocking] Have you ever heard of the Arizona Cardinals?
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Woody : [written on his blackboard] "Pirates Arrrr Cool".
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Woody : [written on his blackboard] "Cadillac = Lack of Cattle".
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[repeated line]
Woody : Look at the schedule, guys!
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Woody : [to Blackistone] You know that baldness is in, so when the aliens come, they'll relate to you... Kevin!
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Woody : I really enjoyed Jay being in New York. We hung out and got to play games. We played "horse"... I was the front end and Jay played himself.
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Woody : [written on his blackboard] Geography is everywhere.
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Woody : [written on his blackboard] Geology Rocks!
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Woody : Let's examine this intelligently for a change...