The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)

Seann William Scott: Bo Duke

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Quotes 

• [Enters room full of naked girls] 

  Bo Duke : Fuck me running!

• Bo Duke : Luke, you manwhore!

• Bo Duke : [after shooting a gas can with a flaming arrow]  Boom-shakalaka!

• Sheev : Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China?

  Bo Duke : I ate Chinese food once!

• Bo Duke : [Bo and Luke are mad at each other, this is before they drive the general lee up the incline of a freeway bridge]  Have you made your peace with God yet luke, Because you're about to meet your maker!

• Bo Duke : Man, I'm never gonna get out of this car again! I'm gonna live in it, I'm gonna eat in it, and I'm gonna make sweet love to it!

  Luke Duke : You mean you're gonna make sweet love *in* it.

  Bo Duke : Oh no, I'm gonna have sex with it.

• Bo Duke : [while driving General Lee in a roundabout]  What's the purpose of this circle?

• Bo Duke : Hey Man, don't hit him! That's AJ Foyt!

  Luke Duke : Really?

  Race Car Driver #1 : The Fourth!

• Bo Duke : Man, I'm already tired of walking.

  Luke Duke : Yea, but you need the exercise though, them jeans are looking tighter than Daisy's.

• Katie Johnson : This is my roommate Annette from Australia.

  Bo Duke : Oh, let's put another shrimp on the barbie!

  [everyone stares at him] 

  Bo Duke : That's what they say down there...

• Bo Duke : [during car chase in Atlanta]  Okay where's the highway?

  Katie Johnson : I don't know don't you have a map?

  Luke Duke : Wait!

  [Luke pulls out a ma] 

  Luke Duke : i got it... Turn left up here. Tur left. turn left!

  [Bo turns right] 

  Luke Duke : Dammit! I said left!

  Bo Duke : I thought you said your left!

  Luke Duke : My left is your left!

  Bo Duke : I'm going to need these directions faster alright!

  Luke Duke : It's okay. I know exactly where wer'e at

  [Map flies out the window] 

• Bo Duke : Now, lets not loose focus Royce.

  Royce : Yes, Mr. Takanoshi.

  Bo Duke : What'd you call me?

  Royce : ...Mr. Takanoshi.

  Bo Duke : Right, that's my name.

• Dil Driscoll : [after daisy beats up Dil for sweet talking her]  So uh Bo, what's the story on that little pistol over there?

  Bo Duke : Well, actually she's my cousin.

  Dil Driscoll : You hittn' that?

  Bo Duke : She's my cousin.

  Dil Driscoll : Hopefully your kissing cousin.

  Bo Duke : Excuse me?

  Dil Driscoll : Son,i guess all I'm asking is, if you shuck her corn.

  The Balladeer : [while bo laughs with them and takes a drink, the balladeer speaks]  Now there's some things you don't say to a Duke, about another Duke.

  Bo Duke : [Bo finishes his drink]  I'll shuck your corn!

  [this is when the bar fight begins] 

• Bo Duke : [makes sure none of the bottles of moonshine broke]  Looks like I won the bet, you son of a bitch.

  Luke Duke : Ah, c'mon!

  Bo Duke : I didn't break any bottles so I won the bet.

• Mr. Pullman : Hey, Bo.

  Bo Duke : Jesus Christ! Oh, hey, Mr. Pullman. I nearly shit myself.

• Rosco P. Coltrane : [over CB]  I'm in hot pursuit of them Duke boys, and their piece of shit orange car!

  Bo Duke : Piece of? - son of a bitch!

• Campus Cop #1 : Do you know how fast you were going?

  Bo Duke : What?

  Campus Cop #2 : How fast you were going.

  Bo Duke : Ten?

  Campus Cop #1 : Eight.

  Bo Duke : Isn't the speed limit ten?

  Campus Cop #1 : Yeah. It is.

• Bo Duke : [Looking at the newly-restored General Lee]  Oh, man, is that a Hemi? Oh, yes!

• Sheev : [Bo, luke, and Sheev are about to blow open a safe, but the fuse goes out]  Hmm, must be a wet fuse.

  Bo Duke : Maybe its backwards.

  Sheev : Of course its supposed to be backwards it's a Chinese fuse.

  Bo Duke : No, I mean its backwards from the way it's supposed to be.

  Sheev : Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China?

  Bo Duke : I ate Chinese food once.

  Sheev : Yea, well you don't blow up Mu Shu Pork my friend

• Sheev : Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China?

  Bo Duke : I ate Chinese food once

  Sheev : Yea, well you don't blow up Mu Shu Pork my friend.

  Bo Duke : I dated a Koren girl in high school.

  Sheev : That is an entirely different Oriental nation. Get an education.

  Bo Duke : You're the one who got the fuse wrong.

  Sheev : You know nothing about Chyno Syno American relations.

• Royce : Konichiwa.

  Bo Duke : Right on.

  Royce : You said you were Japanese?

  Bo Duke : We converted.

• Bo Duke : Hey, Roscoe!

  Luke Duke : Hi, Boo-Boo!

• Bo Duke : Hey Roscoe, come on out you fat som' bitch!

• Rosco P. Coltrane : [over C.B]  All units! I'm in hot puruit of the Duke boys, and their piece of shit orange car!

  Bo Duke : Piece of?... you son of a bitch!