The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)

Michael Roof: Dil Driscoll

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Quotes 

• Dil Driscoll : [after daisy beats up Dil for sweet talking her]  So uh Bo, what's the story on that little pistol over there?

  Bo Duke : Well, actually she's my cousin.

  Dil Driscoll : You hittn' that?

  Bo Duke : She's my cousin.

  Dil Driscoll : Hopefully your kissing cousin.

  Bo Duke : Excuse me?

  Dil Driscoll : Son,i guess all I'm asking is, if you shuck her corn.

  The Balladeer : [while bo laughs with them and takes a drink, the balladeer speaks]  Now there's some things you don't say to a Duke, about another Duke.

  Bo Duke : [Bo finishes his drink]  I'll shuck your corn!

  [this is when the bar fight begins]