Tak and the Power of Juju (2003 Video Game)

Jeff Bennett: Head 1, Caged, Mummy, Pins, Needles

Quotes 

• Caged : [the Juju roars at Tak before clearing his throat]  Why, hello. So glad you could stop by. Lovely breeze here in the treetops today. Smells of yummy... fresh... meat.

  Tak : I don't smell any yummy, fresh meat.

  Caged : Yes, well, I can show you some if you hand me that key.

  Tak : What key?

  Caged : It opens the cage. I was only supposed to be in here for ten thousand years, but that was of EONS AGO!

  Tak : Well, okay. But, I don't care about any meat. I actually need to find a way through the-

  [the Juju touches Tak's loincloth] 

  Tak : Hey, knock it off! Hands off the loincloth!

  Caged : Insolent, yummy, fresh meat! I will fricassee you! I'll fry you alive!

  [the Juju throws fireballs at a tree that Tak is hiding behind; he disappears] 

  Tak : Where'd he go? What just happened? Whew. That was a close one. Hope I don't rune into him again.

  Flora : I guess he left once he realized you weren't going to free him. Wow! His spell was so powerful I think he changed all the coconut trees in the world to grow explosive coconuts.

• Tak : Juju, you have to help me! I need a snowboard.

  Caged : I might help you, but first, you must help. I'm bored in this cage. I want a pet.

  Tak : Sure. What kind?

  Caged : Nothing much. How about a nice fish?

  Tak : No problem.

  Caged : And a sheep.

  Tak : Okay.

  Caged : And an emu. And a rhinoceros.

  Tak : What? How am I supposed to...

  Caged : That would be glad if I didn't ask for a killer whale and a polar bear and a bee colony! Hmm... Maybe I should.

  Tak : Never mind. Never mind. That's enough already. I'll get them.

• Caged : Excellent. These would be fine pets. What a handsome emu. Now you will get the board you came for. Hmmm, let's see. Surfboard, bodyboard, chalkboard, ironing board, circuit board, carving board, shuffleboard... Snowboard.