True Crime: Streets of LA (2003 Video Game)

Gary Oldman: Rocky, FBI Agent Masterson

Quotes 

• Agent Masterson : Your reputation precedes you, Kang. You're a real loose cannon and if it were up to me, you wouldn't carry a badge.

  Nick : Man, who peed in your coffee?

• [introduction of "Russian Face-Off" chapter] 

  Nick : Hi Chief, who's the suit?

  Chief : Nick, um, this is, uh, Agent-In-Charge Masterson from, er, the F.B.I. Seems that they had the spa under surveillance when you, ahem...

  Agent Masterson : When you pulled off your John Wayne stunt and blew it all to hell! We've been working on this for weeks!

  Nick : Sorry, sitting around stuffy vans eating donuts cramps my style.

  [shows a photo of Rocky] 

  Nick : You want this Rocky? Let me show this around and see if I get any takers.

  Agent Masterson : You're telling me you know someone who can ID this guy?

  Nick : Maybe - an arms dealer out in Venice Beach. A real piece of work - done business with the Russians for years. If there's trouble, then he's in on it.

  Agent Masterson : Whoa, whoa, pal. I'm running this op now and you don't as much as take a leak unless I say so.

  Nick : [dims his eyes]  Speaking of which, Masterson. Your fly's open.

  Agent Masterson : Ahhh shit!

  [zips up the zipper] 

  Chief : Masterson, we agreed to let Nick do his thing - You know he's our best shot.

  Agent Masterson : Damn, don't make me regret this, Kang.

  Nick : Why does everyone keep saying that?

• [Alternate intro to "Finding Rocky"] 

  Ancient Wu : Nick. Rocky holds the answer to the question that's been tormenting you for years.

  Nick : What question?

  Ancient Wu : Your father's fate.

  Nick : My father? Rafferty? What? I don't understand.

  [Rosie comes in to check on the unconscious Nick] 

  Rosie Velasco : Nick! Wake up!

  Nick : [Waking up]  Huh? Wha-? Oh, Rosie.

  Chief : Nick, you must have blacked out.

  Nick : Ancient Wu told me about my father.

  Agent Masterson : Oh, that's friggin' great! He dreamt it! Next thing you know, he figures out who killed JFK! Listen; While you were on your acid trip, the CIA got Rocky ID'ed for us.

  [Show's Rocky's former KGB file] 

  Agent Masterson : He's an ex-KGB spy who went AWOL here back in the 70's; His name's Rasputin Kuznetsov.

  Nick : He has something to do with my father.

  Agent Masterson : SAY WHAT? You're all washed up, Kang! Read my lips; Your dad was dirty, you're a loser, end of story!

  [Nick slugs Masterson one and walks off] 

  Agent Masterson : That's it, Kang... YOU ARE SUSPENDED!

  Chief : Nick, wait! Let's talk about this!