Conker: Live and Reloaded (Video Game 2005) - Chris Seavor as Conker T. Squirrel, Birdy, Gargoyle, Gregg the Grim Reaper, Counta Conkula 'Batula' Squirrel, Panther King, Beetles, Wayne, Wasps, Mr. King Bee, Franky, Boss, Professor, Ugas, Bugga the Knut, Rock Creatures, Male Villagers, Monk, Squirrel Army, Weasels, Private Rodent, Ron, Reg, Haybot, Boiler, Imps, Jack, Burt, Marvin, Tediz, Mr. Barrel, Baby Fangy, Dragon God, Money, Carl, Quentin, Buggerlugs The Bull, Guards, Sarge, Others

Conker T. Squirrel : Oh, just great! I thought the designers said that this was just a straight port. What a hack!
Gargoyle : A frying pan! You stupid little... TWAT!

Conker T. Squirrel : Hmmm. What if he were meant to fall of here? Hey, what if you were meant to fall of here?

Gargoyle : Yes, but the designer thought it wise to change the training level a bit. To fool the audience into thinking that the rest of the game will also be different. I'm afraid you have to try something else.

Conker T. Squirrel : Hmmm. Well, lucky I brought this as well then!

[Whacks Gargoyle with bat]

Gargoyle : Ouch!

Conker T. Squirrel : Hey, Mister Designer! No more surprises, please.
Gregg the Grim Reaper : It's better than that pissing baseball bat, that's for sure!
Professor : Defend the bridges, my Tediz! Defend the bridges! They are coming! Hurry up!
Professor : They're through! Oh, fuck it, shit! Lay down a suppressing fire and hold them back!
Panther King : [after being revived] Fetch me my... milk.

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