White Chicks (2004)
Brittany Daniel: Megan Vandergeld
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Quotes
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Heather Vandergeld : Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills.
Megan Vandergeld : It's the Beverly Ho-Billies.
Marcus Copeland : [as Tiffany Wilson] Squeeze me?
Kevin Copeland : [as Brittany Wilson] Oh, no, you didn't?
Marcus Copeland : [as Tiffany Wilson] I'm sorry, but um... we just saw your new video. Yeah, they had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenue in the security office
[laughs]
Marcus Copeland : A klept-ho-maniac!
[laughs]
Megan Vandergeld : [arrogantly] Your mother shops at Saks.
Marcus Copeland : [indignantly]
[as Tiffany Wilson]
Marcus Copeland : What?
[the Vandergeld Sisters proudly do siss-fingers]
Kevin Copeland : [as Brittany Wilson] Oh, my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It's mother time, OK?Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear! "Something's wrong, Dr Dre! My coochie's doing a beatbox!"
Heather Vandergeld : Well, yeah? Your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get, like, liposuction or something!
Marcus Copeland : [as Tiffany Wilson] Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this:
[blows powder from hand, and everyone laughs]
Heather Vandergeld : Your mother is so, like... She's so...
[to Megan]
Heather Vandergeld : Megan, you go!
Megan Vandergeld : Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney's Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a 'ni-coise' salad. 'Ni-coise' salad, right?
Marcus Copeland : [as Tiffany Wilson] Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America!"
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Megan Vandergeld : [realizing her father's hostage kidnapping plot, and he is the kidnapper] Daddy! Why are you doing this?
Marcus Copeland : [as Tiffany Wilson, but in his regular voice] Daddy didn't tell you? He's broke!
Heather Vandergeld : [confused] What do you mean "broke"? Like, Martha Stewart "broke"? Or MC Hammer "broke"?
Warren Vandergeld : MC Hammer broke!
Megan Vandergeld , Heather Vandergeld : [the Vandergelds wail and cry] NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Megan Vandergeld : These starving kids in Africa make me so sad. They don't even have to try to be skinny!