White Chicks (2004) Poster

(2004)

Brittany Daniel: Megan Vandergeld

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Quotes 

  • Heather Vandergeld : Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills.

    Megan Vandergeld : It's the Beverly Ho-Billies.

    Marcus Copeland : [as Tiffany Wilson]  Squeeze me?

    Kevin Copeland : [as Brittany Wilson]  Oh, no, you didn't?

    Marcus Copeland : [as Tiffany Wilson]  I'm sorry, but um... we just saw your new video. Yeah, they had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenue in the security office

    [laughs] 

    Marcus Copeland : A klept-ho-maniac!

    [laughs] 

    Megan Vandergeld : [arrogantly]  Your mother shops at Saks.

    Marcus Copeland : [indignantly] 

    [as Tiffany Wilson] 

    Marcus Copeland : What?

    [the Vandergeld Sisters proudly do siss-fingers] 

    Kevin Copeland : [as Brittany Wilson]  Oh, my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It's mother time, OK?Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear! "Something's wrong, Dr Dre! My coochie's doing a beatbox!"

    Heather Vandergeld : Well, yeah? Your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get, like, liposuction or something!

    Marcus Copeland : [as Tiffany Wilson]  Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this:

    [blows powder from hand, and everyone laughs] 

    Heather Vandergeld : Your mother is so, like... She's so...

    [to Megan] 

    Heather Vandergeld : Megan, you go!

    Megan Vandergeld : Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney's Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a 'ni-coise' salad. 'Ni-coise' salad, right?

    Marcus Copeland : [as Tiffany Wilson]  Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America!"

  • Megan Vandergeld : [realizing her father's hostage kidnapping plot, and he is the kidnapper]  Daddy! Why are you doing this?

    Marcus Copeland : [as Tiffany Wilson, but in his regular voice]  Daddy didn't tell you? He's broke!

    Heather Vandergeld : [confused]  What do you mean "broke"? Like, Martha Stewart "broke"? Or MC Hammer "broke"?

    Warren Vandergeld : MC Hammer broke!

    Megan Vandergeld , Heather Vandergeld : [the Vandergelds wail and cry]  NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • Megan Vandergeld : These starving kids in Africa make me so sad. They don't even have to try to be skinny!

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