Saturday Night Live: The Best of Will Ferrell (2002 TV Special)

Darrell Hammond: Self, Various Characters

Quotes 

• Alex Trebek : Let's just go to "Animal Sounds" for $600. This is the sound a doggy makes.

  [Sean Connery buzzes in] 

  Alex Trebek : Mr. Connery.

  Sean Connery : Moo.

  Alex Trebek : No.

  Sean Connery : Well, that's the sound your mother made last night!

• Alex Trebek : Welcome back to "Celebrity Jeopardy". Before we begin the Double Jeopardy round, I'd like to ask our contestants once again to please refrain from using ethnic slurs. That said, let's take a look at the scores. Sean Connery has set a new "Jeopardy" record with -$230,000.

  Sean Connery : You think you're pretty smart, don't you, Trebek? What with your dago mustache and your greasy hair!

  Alex Trebek : Look, what did I just say about ethnic slurs? From "3rd Rock From the Sun", French Stewart in second place with -$17,000.

  French Stewart : I'm a late bloomer, Alex, and in Double Jeopardy, I'm gonna bloom!

  Alex Trebek : Sure you will. And finally, back again, Burt Reynolds in a commanding lead with $14.

  Burt Reynolds : Hey. Hey, ah... check out the podium. Look at this.

  Alex Trebek : Mr. Reynolds has apparently changed his name to Turd Ferguson.

  Burt Reynolds : Yeah, that's right. Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.