Outlaw Golf (2002 Video Game)

Steve Carell: Commentator

Quotes 

• Commentator : [describing Summer]  Hailing from the Big Apple, where she splits her time between PHD studies in molecular biology at Columbia University and entertaining foreign businessmen in the champagne room at the Pink Flamingo, please welcome sultry Summer and her equally ample caddy, Autumn. Remember, gentlemen, after the game these ladies will be available for autographs and lapdances. Bring plenty of bling.

• Commentator : [describing Ice Trey]  Wannabe rapper Ice Trey dropped out of school to pursue his dream of rapping and playing golf. A decision that was about as promising as his single digit SAT scores.

• Commentator : Wow! That ball was practically hit into the next country! Watch out Toronto!

• Commentator : Now there's a slice, and I'm not talking apple pie!

• Commentator : Now there is a perfectly sliced shot. And by perfect, I mean it sucked.

• Commentator : If that ball had hooked any further, it would be coming back at us. Whoa! I thought it was!

• Commentator : To put for the victory! Oh, okay. It's just a par, but sometimes I get a little carried away.

• Commentator : To make an eagle. Just kidding. Par.

• Commentator : Just to keep the gallery from laughing their asses off.

• Commentator : It's times like this when you wish golf balls had brakes. That sucker is past the cup.

• Commentator : 6th shot. Not that anybody's counting. Well actually, we are.

• Commentator : I don't know about anybody else, but I can sure feel the rage in the air. What a beautiful day!

• Commentator : As long as there is no internal bleeding, that caddy will be just fine.

• Commentator : I guess cans of whoop-ass were on sale today.

• Commentator : This is an official announcement. Player one has weenied out and taken a mulligan.

• Commentator : Just like my girlfriend, this green is fast.

• Commentator : Well, it's pretty clear that this player cannot sink any lower than this. Until his wife leaves him. Then he becomes an alcoholic.

• Commentator : Whoa! A tree on a golf course! Who would've thought?

• Commentator : He's hitting out of some real tall grass. Watch out for ticks!

• Commentator : Hubba hubba! That ball had some serious legs on it!

• Commentator : Wow! That was a heck of a beating! Too bad there's no such thing as caddy insurance!