Dave the Barbarian (2004–2005)

Estelle Harris: Lula

Quotes 

• Dave : Ready, Lula?

  Lula the Magic Sword : I refuse to come out like this.

  Dave : What's wrong?

  Lula the Magic Sword : Her *ladyship* thought I needed a more "civilized" look.

  [she comes out covered with...] 

  Dave : Are those roses?

  Lula the Magic Sword : Yes.

  Dave : Cause I'm ALLERGIC TO ROSES.

• Candy : He was your first owner?

  [pointing to Argon] 

  Candy : Psshaw, you're like, 20,000 years old.

  Lula the Magic Sword : [preparing to fire energy beam] 

  [shouts] 

  Lula the Magic Sword : What's your point?

  Candy : Uhh... you don't look a day older than 16,000.

• Candy : Could I BE a bigger freak?

  Lula the Magic Sword : Based on your genetics, I'd say the prospects are terrific.

• [fighting a dragon] 

  Dave : [to Lula]  Come on! Do one of those magic energy blast dealies.

  Lula the Magic Sword : What? And get a nasty letter from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Dragons?

• Candy : Okay, I've figured out a way to get you and Argon back together, but you have to utterly respect my every decision.

  Lula the Magic Sword : How about, instead I don't?

  Candy : Works for me.