Beauty Shop (2005)

Alicia Silverstone: Lynn

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• Mercedes : [after finding out Lynn would be working in the shop]  You tryin' to do a little too much around here, OK? You ain't trying to lighten up the place, you's trying to *whiten* up the place! So here's what I'm gonna do, Gina. I'm gonna let you and little miss Blue Ridge here have the shop. Do your thing, go on girl, do your thing because I can't be a part of this, OK. Porsche, are you rollin'?

  Porsche : Yeah, I ain't gonna be able to do it either.

  Lynn : Gina, I didn't mean to run them out.

  Gina Norris : [to Lynn]  Don't worry about it, better we get rid of the bad apples now. Besides, them girls got too much attitude - I was ready to snap the shit out of one of them.

  Gina Norris : [to the other stylists]  Alright, anybody else leavin'? Because this white bitch is staying!

• Mrs. Towner : When did y'all get to be so integrated around here?

  Lynn : This morning!

• Lynn : Well, how about when you're making mad, passionate love and he reaches his climax, and that one tear rolls down his face like Denzel Washington in "Glory?"

  Gina Norris : Then you got him whipped!

  Ida : She had to say Denzel... she couldn'ta said Brad Pitt. Hell, she coulda said Bozo the Clown!

• Hollerin' Helen : Hit me on my websited, www.how to shake a nigga.com

  [whole beauty shop howls] 

  Lynn : I thought you couldn't say the N word on the radio.

  Chanel : No, see she can say it, you just can't.

  Gina Norris : You know what, you could be black, white, ghetto past, no ghetto past, ain't nobody using the N word up in here, and no bitches and hoes either, except for the ones that don't tip.