Celebrity Poker Showdown (2003– )

David Foley: Self, Self - Host, Self - Contestant

Quotes 

• Dave Foley : What's the point of having warm testicles if your nipples are cold?

• Phil Gordon : Even Jesus wouldn't bet all of his chips on a Jack-three!

  Dave Foley : Or, well, if he did, by the time the cards hit the table they'd be different.

• Phil Gordon : [stands up]  I'll read the chip count if you can put your hand on the top of my head.

  Dave Foley : [looks at Phil's crotch, which is eye level with him]  Which one?

• Dave Foley : Okay, why don't we see how the chips are stacking.

  Phil Gordon : Ask nicely.

  Dave Foley : Would you please do a chip count?

  Phil Gordon : Okay.