A Lot Like Love (2005)
Ashton Kutcher: Oliver Martin
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Quotes
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Oliver Martin : Well, if it wasn't love, it was a lot like it.
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Oliver Martin : Bon Jovi get a big record contract or somethin'?
Emily Friehl : His name's not Bon Jovi.
Oliver Martin : Oh.
Emily Friehl : He plays guitar.
Oliver Martin : Everyone plays guitar.
Emily Friehl : You play guitar?
Oliver Martin : No.
Emily Friehl : Strike two.
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Oliver Martin : Emily, I'm flat broke. I don't have a job. I don't have a plan. And I know, I know I'm probably six years too late, but will you give me strike one back?
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Oliver Martin : My brother's deaf, Em. I can go days without talking.
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Oliver Martin : Well... Guess when I'm an old man, I'll never have to wonder, "What if?"...
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Oliver Martin : Let it go, smile, you're with me.
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Graham Martin : [pointing to his son] You should get one.
Oliver Martin : That was the plan. Instead I'm almost 30, unemployed, and living with mom and dad.
Graham Martin : Oliver. This is your life. Right now. It doesn't wait for you to get back on your feet.
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Oliver Martin : The thing is, how can I be there for her if I don't even have my thing figured out? You know?
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Oliver Martin : You figure a guy like me with a house, a job a car - a nice car - you think I'm going to have a problem finding someone to fall in love with me?
Emily Friehl : Oh, I think you're going to have a big problem.
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Oliver Martin : What's your stance on pancakes?
Emily Friehl : I am pro-pancakes.
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Oliver Martin : Actually, I'm here visiting my brother. He's a lawyer. Well, he's going to be. He's in law school, so...
Emily Friehl : Is that what you wanna do, too?
Oliver Martin : I don't know. I just finished school.
Emily Friehl : Don't people usually graduate in June?
Oliver Martin : Yeah.
Emily Friehl : It's almost a year ago. You still don't have a job?
Oliver Martin : What are you, my mom?
Emily Friehl : I don't know, when you look at me, do you see your mom?
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Emily Friehl : This is your trip, it's happening right now
[Takes Oliver's camera and takes a picture of her crotch]
Oliver Martin : [sarcastically] Oh Great! All the places I have traveled!
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Oliver Martin : [annoyed] Gabe the babe.