Mike Bell: Santa, Santa Toy
Quotes
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Princess Morebucks : AHEM! But I should be a powerpuff girl! Me! Not them! Me! My daddy says I'm better! My daddy says I'm the best! And if you're too much of a fatheaded fathead to see that, I'll tell my daddy! And he'll come and build a parking lot over this cheap little arts-and-crafts popsicle stand of yours! GOT IT? SO, YOU BETTER GIVE ME, WHATEVER I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS! CAUSE MY DADDY SAYS I GET WHATEVER I WANT, WHENEVER I WANT IT! AND IF THAT MEANS ALL OF THOSE LOUSY, WORTHLESS, SECOND RATE, BARGIN BASEMENT BRATS OF THE WORLD DON'T GET ANYTHING FOR CHRISTMAS, THEN THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONNA HAVE TO BE! CAUSE I AM BETTER THEN THEM, AND IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE!
[snatches the altered nice list from Santa and the hold it in front of his face]
Princess Morebucks : SO PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT, SANTA CLOD!
[the room is completely silent for 15 seconds]
Santa Claus : LIST SHIST!
[snatches the list from Princess and then tears it to pieces]
Santa Claus : I DON'T NEED NO STINKING LIST TELLING ME WHO'S NAUGHTY AND WHO'S NICE! YOU KNOW WHY? CAUSE I'M SANTA CLAUS! CHECK IT! PRINCESS,
[grabs Princess by the ear and takes here to another room]
Santa Claus : YOU have gone and worked my last nerve, I have no other choice. You are so rotten, so despicable, so naughty, I'm putting you on the PERMINATE... NAUGHTY... PLACK! BUM BUM BUUUUM!
