- Loretta Modern: Perfect. Ugh! I hate that word! If I'm so perfect, why do I feel so limited? I mean, look at this place you've created. You're so lucky. Samantha, you get to be the dreamer, but all I'll ever be is the dream.
- Samantha: I never thought of it that way.
- Loretta Modern: [after Samantha reaches to see that Loretta is just a hologram]
- Loretta Modern: You're in my liver.
- Samantha: She's just a trick of light.
- Loretta Modern: And you're nothing but water and a few pounds of chemicals! Maybe a few more pounds than you *really need.*
- Samantha: It's not fair! I can't even smack her!
- Loretta Modern: Why would you want Samantha anyway? She's not like me. She's not perfect.
- Roscoe: She doesn't have to be.
- Loretta Modern: Are you saying you love her because of her imperfections?
- Roscoe: Yes! Because of everything she is, and because of everything she's not.
- Samantha: [to Roscoe about Loretta] Admit it, you're in love with her. Why wouldn't you be? You created her. She's perfect. There's only one problem... SHE'S NOT REAL!