Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

The Way of the Warrior (1995)

Armin Shimerman: Quark

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• Quark : I want you to try something for me. Take a sip of this.

  Elim Garak : What is it?

  Quark : A human drink. It's called root beer.

  Elim Garak : [unwilling]  Uh, I don't know...

  Quark : Come on, aren't you just a little bit curious?

  [Garak sighs, takes a sip and gags] 

  Quark : What do you think?

  Elim Garak : It's *vile*!

  Quark : I know. It's so bubbly, and cloying, and *happy*.

  Elim Garak : Just like the Federation.

  Quark : But you know what's really frightening? If you drink enough of it, you begin to *like* it.

  Elim Garak : It's insidious!

  Quark : *Just* like the Federation.

• Quark : [Worf arrives at the promenade for the first time]  Let me guess, Kilngon bloodwine.

  Lt. Commander Worf : Prune juice. Chilled.

  Quark : [laughs]  Prune juice!

  [Worf glares at him] 

  Quark : If you say so.

• Quark : [on Worf]  Just what the station needs - another Klingon.

• Quark : Am I glad we finally got rid of all those Klingons - er, present company excepted, of course.

  [Worf stares at him, then gets up and leaves] 

  Chief O'Brien : I gotta hand it to you, Quark. You really know how to make your customers feel welcome.

  [gets up and leaves as well] 

  Quark : What do I care? All he ever drinks is prune juice.

• Quark : How's a Ferengi supposed to make an honest living in a place like this?