Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Endgame (2001)

Robert Picardo: The Doctor

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• Tom Paris : Paris to sickbay. It's time.

  The Doctor : Remain calm, Mr. Paris. Can she stand?

  [Tom looks at B'Elanna, who is putting on her dressing gown without rush] 

  Tom Paris : Affirmative.

  The Doctor : Then I suggest you report to sickbay.

  Tom Paris : Right.

  [Tom gets up and is about to leave their quarters in his pajamas] 

  Tom Paris : What about B'Elanna?

  The Doctor : Her, too.

• Lana : Joe has a real flair for romantic gestures.

  Tom Paris : 'Joe'?

  The Doctor : I-I... I decided I couldn't get married without a name.

  Tom Paris : It took you thirty-three years to come up with 'Joe'?

• The Doctor : You're experiencing false labor, Lieutenant.

  Tom Paris : Again?

  The Doctor : As I explained the last time, it's a common occurrence, especially among Klingons.

  B'Elanna Torres : I want this thing out of me NOW!

  The Doctor : Misdirected rage. Another common occurrence among Klingons.

• Ensign Harry Kim : I think it's safe to say that... no one on this crew has been more... obsessed with getting home than I have, but... when I think about... everything we've been through together - maybe it's not the destination that matters. Maybe it's the journey. If that journey takes a little longer, so we can do something we all believe in, I can't think of any place I'd rather be, or any people I'd rather be with.

  Tom Paris : To the journey.

  Chakotay : Hear, hear.

  Tom Paris , Chakotay , B'Elanna Torres , The Doctor : To the journey.

• Tom Paris : Doc!

  The Doctor : Mr. Paris. Voyager's pilot, medic, and occasional thorn in my side.

• [B'Elanna is in labor] 

  The Doctor : Try to relax, Lieutenant.

  B'Elanna Torres : [groans]  Oh, if you tell me to relax one more time, I'm gonna rip your holographic head off!

  The Doctor : I hope you don't intend to kiss your baby with that mouth.

• [the Borg Queen has warned Seven that she would destroy Voyager if they were to re-enter the nebula] 

  Captain Janeway : It was one thing to attempt this when we thought it was a secret, but if the Borg are monitoring us...

  Admiral Kathryn Janeway : There's no guarantee they won't try to assimilate Voyager even if we DON'T go back into the nebula.

  The Doctor : [aside, to the Captain]  Is that supposed to be reassuring?

• The Doctor : [to Admiral Janeway]  Tell me, what other extraordinary breakthroughs am I going to make?

  Captain Janeway : Doctor.

  The Doctor : Sorry, Captain, but you can't blame a hologram for being curious.

• [B'Elanna is in real labor this time] 

  The Doctor : Don't celebrate yet. Klingon labor sometimes lasts several days.

  [B'Elanna screams and grabs his collar] 

  The Doctor : Of course, I'm sure that won't be the case here.

• Tom Paris : [after another of B'Elanna's false alarms]  If this keeps happening, we'll never get any sleep.

  The Doctor : You think it's bad *now*?

• [after the delivery] 

  The Doctor : Doctor to Lieutenant Paris. There's someone here who'd like to say hello.

• Admiral Kathryn Janeway : I've been meaning to ask you: Are you familiar with a drug called chronexaline?

  The Doctor : We've been testing it at Starfleet Medical to determine if it can protect biomatter from tachyon radiation.

  Admiral Kathryn Janeway : And?

  The Doctor : It's very promising. Why do you ask?

  Admiral Kathryn Janeway : I need two thousand milligrams by tomorrow afternoon.