The Producers (2005)
Eileen Essell: Hold Me-Touch Me
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Quotes
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Hold Me-Touch Me : I know, let's play the virgin milkmaid and the well-hung stable boy.
Max Bialystock : Oh, I don't think I have the strength.
Hold Me-Touch Me : Don't worry, I'll be gentle.
[Hold me-Touch me grabs an umbrella and mimcks carrying milk]
Hold Me-Touch Me : Oh dear, this milk is so heavy. I'll never reach the house. You there, well-hung stable boy, won't you please help me?
Max Bialystock : Why of course my little dairy queen. First, I shall take your milk. Then, I shall take your VIRGINITY!
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[as Max is sentenced for fraud]
Hold-Me Touch-Me : Hold me! Touch me!
Max Bialystock : ...I'm a little busy.
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Hold-Me Touch-Me : I made it out just like you told me to: To the title of the play. "Cash". It's a funny sort of name for a play, "Cash"...
Max Bialystock : So is "The Iceman Cometh"
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Hold-Me Touch-Me : [in court where Max is the defendant] Hold me. Touch me.
Max Bialystock : I'm a little busy.
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[from deleted scene]
Max Bialystock : Did you bring the checkie?
Hold Me-Touch Me : Yes, but first, lets play one, dirty little game.
Max Bialystock : Here in broad daylight. All right what do you want to play?
Hold Me-Touch Me : Lets play the hairless chihuahua and the well hung Great Dane!
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Hold Me-Touch Me : You know what I'd really like?
Max Bialystock : [turning to the hot dog vendor] She'll have the foot long