The Pacifier (2005)

Scott Thompson: Director

Quotes 

• Director : We open in a week, people! The set isn't finished. Mother Abbess just quit because she has shingles. And, every step-ball change would make Bob Fosse rise from the grave just so he could have a heart attack again!

  Seth Plummer : I'll get it right.

  Director : No, you won't. You and your... *mother* over here can't get it right. And, I know this because I am a professional. I directed Show Boat with Greg Brady. It wasn't union, but it was good. Good! Good! Good!

  [puts hand up to rest up against prop, but crashes through it and falls down and then gets up and straightens himself out] 

  Director : Obviously, I quit!