Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (2002 Video)

Zach Galifianakis: Santa

Quotes 

• [the guys are writing a letter to Santa] 

  Michael Showalter : Okay, here it is. Tell me what you think, you guys. Dear Santa...

  Michael Ian Black : [interrupting]  No, no, no. I mean, you're not on a first name basis with the guy.

  Michael Showalter : [crumpling letter]  Oh, God! You know what, Mike? I have just about really had it up to here with your condescension. You write it!

  Michael Ian Black : [writing letter]  Dear Kris Kringle...

  David Wain : [interrupting]  No, no, no. That's way too formal. We want him to think we're cool.

  Michael Ian Black : [crumpling letter]  Oh, just screw it, okay? I am sick to death of trying to please you, you fucking kike! You write it!

  David Wain : [writing letter]  What's up, dude?

  Michael Ian Black : Perfect.

  Santa : [cut to Santa reading the letter]  What's up, dude? These guys are pretty cool.