American Dad! (TV Series 2005– ) Poster

(2005– )

Scott Grimes: Steve Smith, Midget Assassin, Frat Guy, Steve Smith as S, A Wolverine, Cheesy Guy, Convention Attendee, George Kidney, Jockey with Goatee, Kid on Plane, Scott LaRose, Stepfather

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Quotes 

  • Steve Smith : Why are you always so mean to me?

    Avery Bullock : I ENVY YOUR YOUTH!

  • Steve Smith : Flap Flap a-zap-zap!

  • Stan Smith : It's High School, Steve, it doesn't matter.

    Steve Smith : You said that last time, when's it start to matter?

    Stan Smith : Never.

  • Steve Smith : I think I'll hit the sack. And then I'll go to bed.

  • Steve Smith : Something I've noticed is that Real Life often sucks.

  • Steve Smith : You are wasting your Charizard!

  • Steve Smith : [Flashbacks to an Italian Childhood he didn't have]  What the Hell is in that Pasta Sauce?

  • Steve Smith : You guys are weirdos, not murderers!

    Hand and Nester : We're about to be both!

  • Bully : Well, well, if it isn't Steve Smith!

    Steve Smith : Yeah, don't splooge in your pants or anything.

    Bully : You wish! My antidepressants make that absolutely impossible!

  • Steve Smith : The number one cause of Death in Canada is friendliness.

  • Roger the Alien : I am not losing my Edge!

    Steve Smith : I don't know. You were Ricky Spanish for one week, and all you did was quietly rate Films on IMDB...

  • Klaus : If they cut your head off, try to blink your eyes for as long as possible. I have a theory to test...

    Steve Smith : Jeez Klaus, how can you be so terrible?

    Klaus : I'm German! It's what we do.

  • Steve Smith : I don't know, friends with Half-Turtles when there are Full-Turtles?

  • Steve Smith : I'm going to go into town and try and work out how the Piano Store stays in Business.

  • Steve Smith : I think I'm broken.

  • Steve Smith : All there is here is Sand Which is There!

  • Steve Smith : You're beautiful! And therefore have value!

  • Steve Smith : You sound smart like Hugh Grant the Movie Star, but you're actually stupid, like Hugh Grant the person!

  • Steve Smith : Love Conquers ALLLLL!

  • Steve Smith : [Bodyslams a pussycat five times in a row] 

  • Steve Smith : [Boarding School]  I'll make friendships here that will last a lifetime. I'll read Plato and Homer...

  • Steve Smith : Swedish people make everything sound beautiful!

    Barry Robinson : Read this email from my Doctor!

    Sllort : Without major lifestyle changes you will not live to see your next birthday, and I will shed no tears!

  • Steve Smith : I can't believe I'm going to die a Virgin!

    Francine Smith : Oh, honey, there was a 70-80% chance of that, anyway.

  • Hollywood Guy : You call this Sublime? It's mostly a Sketch called "Quantum Rape"!

    Steve Smith : Yeah, just picture it! Scott Bakula goes to prison and spends an hour explaining the Plot of Quantum Leap to his Cellmate, and the Guy doesn't get it! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

  • Snot : I've been called some terrible things in my Life, but never a Hufflepuff!

    Steve Smith : I know, you're totally a Ravenclaw.

  • Hayley Smith : You're a wonderful brother, and...

    Steve Smith : Say it!

    Hayley Smith : And one day you'll be able to talk an old High School Friend into having Pity Sex with you, once.

    Steve Smith : Aw, yeah!

  • Steve Smith : I am not a Hagfish!

  • Steve Smith : HE'S PIGS! HE'S PIGS! THIS ISN'T AN AMBULANCE, IT'S A HAMBULANCE!

  • Steve Smith : I don't want to die from Gorilla Sex!

  • Steve Smith : I've got so much Horniness to give!

  • Steve Smith : You are Ben Kenobi to my Luke Skywalker!

    Roger the Alien : I'm going to give you ten seconds to leave that shit out here where it belongs!

  • Steve Smith : I just don't want to be one of those losers who lives with his parents as an adult!

    Hayley Smith : Hey!

  • Steve Smith : I'll just go down in the basement with this guy who failed the Psychological Test to be a Cop.

  • Steve Smith : Why did we have to have this conversation in a Burger King?

    Stan Smith : Because the Economics of Television have changed. Have it your way!

  • Steve Smith : I'm sensitive! It's a desirable quality in some Cultures!

    Stan Smith : In France, maybe, oh my God, go to France!

  • Steve Smith : What a bully! I'd like to dress up as a girl, seduce him and then say "Ha! You actually just slept with a boy who hates you!"

    Roger the Alien : Let's just keep that between ourselves and the string of Therapists who won't be able to help you...

  • Steve Smith : With all of today's Wang-Shriveling Diseases, you can't be too Safe...

  • Steve Smith : Everything always works out for the Bad Boys...

  • Steve Smith : Do you know how long it's been since I've seen a woman?

    Klaus : ...You've got a pretty mouth.

  • Steve Smith : Some guys broke in, and they're going to blow up the School!

    Principal Lewis : Let 'em! Screw this place...

  • Steve Smith : I can't believe my Fate is in your Crazy-Ass hands!

  • Steve Smith : [Endless Drug-Induced Jazz Scatting] 

  • Steve Smith : If you want to Destroy the School, just leave this man in Charge...

  • Steve Smith : Oh, I don't think we've seen the last of him!

    [Cuts to the Culottes Salesman, high on heroin, falling out of his boxcar and into the river] 

  • Steve Smith : I do not agree with your methods!

  • Steve Smith : When will you people realise that Robots are erotic?

  • Steve Smith : We're the Shed Boys, and we'd do ANYTHING for each other!

  • Steve Smith : Excuse me, have you seen a fish with a Super Hot Blonde Lady?

    Crowd 1 : Shhh!

  • Steve Smith : I hunger in my despair! Where is Can?

  • Steve Smith : You can't rhyme Blue with Blew!

    Klaus : They're different Bloos!

  • Principal Lewis : We use these armbands that transform your butthole into a Black Hole that transports you through Space!

    Steve Smith : As Carl Sagan theorised...

  • Steve Smith : Bowl, bowl, bowl, bowl, bowl, bowl!

  • Steve Smith : Because practise Wellington makes perfect Wellington!

  • Steve Smith : What if my Penis is weird?

    Snot : I'm sure you have a wonderful Penis.

  • Memphis Stormfront : You alright?

    Steve Smith : Just a little black ooze.

  • Francine Smith : That was Hayley, Jeff needs us.

    Steve Smith : Is this about the Hat thing?

    Klaus : You bet your Ass it is! Let's roll!

  • Steve Smith : I'm an only child, now, so you have to give me whatever I want, because I'm all you got!

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