American Dad! (2005– )
Rachael MacFarlane: Hayley Smith, Barb Hanson, Hayley Smith as Ms. Peacenickel, Reshma, Actress, Barbra Streisand, Carol, Convention Attendee, Deborah, Gertie, Guest #2, Gypsy Woman, Hailey Smith, Hayley Shape-shifting Alien, Headmistress Mahoney, Infomercial Lady, Jewellery Clerk, Judy Panowitz, Lady Carolyn Gilbert-Lawson, Lisa Collins, Melanie Hanson, Natalie, Nervous Woman, Pandora, Refugee Woman, Roberta, Sarah MacLachlan, Sheila, Shirley, Softball Player #2, Steve in Old Lady's Disguise, Tammy, Tatiana, Ugly Stepsister #1, Waitress
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Quotes
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Hayley Smith : I think we all knew it would end this way.
[Giant mutant Klaus rears over the horizon]
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Hayley Smith : I just can't flunk out of Social Studies, I just can't!
Klaus : Why not? I think you'd make a great Pharmaceuticals sales rep...
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Klaus : They say if you play it backwards, you can hear the voice of a dead kid!
Hayley Smith : Whoah. Hang on, how do you play Monopoly backwards?
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Hayley Smith : Jeff likes to watch the same movie over and over. So we're watching The Land Before Time: The Secret of Saurus Rock.
Jeff Fischer : She has to explain a lot of it to me, but I'm just beginning to understand that Dragons can't talk.
Hayley Smith : Dinosaurs!
Jeff Fischer : [winking] Dinosnores.
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Hayley Smith : [building the Devil's Tower out of Mud because Jeff was abducted by Aliens]
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Hayley Smith : Dad! Fat people drive the Economy with their Purchases of Fast Food and Garfield Comics!
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Hayley Smith : It's a beautiful painting.
Jeff Fischer : Thanks, but I was trying to write a book. I'LL NEVER BE A NOVELIST!
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Hayley Smith : You're a wonderful brother, and...
Steve Smith : Say it!
Hayley Smith : And one day you'll be able to talk an old High School Friend into having Pity Sex with you, once.
Steve Smith : Aw, yeah!
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Hayley Smith : You big Doof. I can't wait to have your big Doofy Baby!
Jeff Fischer : I can't wait to have a Babe with you, too, Babe!
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Steve Smith : I just don't want to be one of those losers who lives with his parents as an adult!
Hayley Smith : Hey!
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Hayley Smith : Ah! There's a Ghost doing Sudoku!
Klaus : That's my new girlfriend.
Hayley Smith : How?
Klaus : Love is a Mystery. I was just explaining that to these gibronies.
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Hayley Smith : Britta Filtered water and now a Big Cheese? You've really got it all figured out!
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Hayley Smith : It worked! Thank you, Dr Penguin!
[Runs out]
Roger the Alien : Dr Penguin, a great name! Now back to being... Rub Rub...
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Hayley Smith : I sent you into the Painting! Why are you a Cow?
The Cow : There was a Cow in the Painting!
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Hayley Smith : Aim for the melon! Aim for the melon!
Jeff Fischer : I am! I am!
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Hayley Smith : Acting is Believing!
Stan Smith : And Believing the Truth is Easy!
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Hayley Smith : I'm going to say something out loud to see how crazy it sounds.
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Hayley Smith : What's all that racket back there?
Klaus : That's the sound of us being unique multifaceted individuals!
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Hayley Smith : German Wikipedia, or VIKAPEDJA...
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Hayley Smith : This is all my fault. I coddled a varmint.
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Hayley Smith : Hi, I'm Steve Smith. Never kissed a girl, probably never will. I'm here to take a test?
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Hayley Smith : Spirits of Gaia, guide my Banana straight and true!
