Open Season (2006)

Ashton Kutcher: Elliot

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Quotes 

• Elliot : Ian's right, I'm a loser

  Boog : No you're not a loser

  Elliot : Yes I am!

  Boog : No you're not!

  Elliot : Yes!

  Boog : No!

  Elliot : Trust me, you know the day I met you Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck. What do you call that?

  Boog : Ahhh... a loser! But check this out... behold the mighty grizzly... I look like a bear, I talk like a bear but I can't fish, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods!

  Elliot : Thats nothing! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!

  Boog : I ride a unicycle for crackers.

  Elliot : I have a glass eye.

  Boog : I can't snap.

  Elliot : I thought log was a colour.

  Boog : I can't see my feet!

  Elliot : I killed a man!

  [Both laugh] 

• Elliot : [singing, to the tune of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic"]  Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/ He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee/ One day the elf could take no more/ so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door/ and what do you know, they suddenly both were marrrrried.

• [about the coffee he found in the dumpster] 

  Elliot : Yuck. Yuck. Yuck! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's like freedom in a cup!

• Elliot : [when Boog asks where are the toilets in the forest]  Don't look now, but I see a little bush with your name written all over it.

  Boog : A bush? Are you serious?

  Elliot : Go on. Its just like riding a bicycle, only... you're crapping on it.

  [Boog reluctantly goes to the bush] 

  Elliot : Show us your GRRR face, nature boy!

• Boog : [holds Elliot over a cliff]  Take a good look around, Elliot. What's missing?

  Elliot : Wait, don't tell me, I know this one...

  Boog : Timberline is missing!

  Elliot : Oh, I was just going to say that.

  Boog : My garage is missing. My breakfast, lunch and dinner are missing! My life is missing, and it's all... your... fault!

  Elliot : What are you going to do?

  [drops him into his hand] 

  Elliot : AHHHHHHHH!

  [realizes that he wasn't falling] 

  Elliot : Ha ha! you're funny. I was like, "No way" and then I was like, "Uh-huh!" Ha ha ha ha!

  [Boog throws him over his shoulder] 

• [explaining the woods to Boog] 

  Elliot : Okay, Forest 101: These tall stick things are called trees. The big rocks are called mountains and the little rocks are their babies.

• Elliot : I get it. You're like a pet.

  Boog : I'm nobody's pet!

  Elliot : [Holding up a water dish that reads "Boog"]  Right.

• Elliot : [standing with his butt in the air, his antler stuck to the ground]  Hey, Boog! Look, no hands! Though I think I'm getting a sunburn.

  Boog : All right, where's home?

  Elliot : Or maybe it's a moonburn. Check it out.

  [Boog slaps him in the butt] 

  Elliot : Ow!

• [while Boog and Beth are hugging each other] 

  Reilly : What's he doing?

  McSquizzy : Is he not gonna maul her?

  Elliot : No! She's his mom! She's taking us home.

  Porcupine : Every buddy?

• Elliot : [stuck in the ground]  Ok, righty tighty

  [turns left] 

  Elliot : Leeefffttty loosey

  [turns right] 

• Elliot : I feel a little light-headed.

  [His one remaining antler falls off] 

• Boog : [Helium voice]  Hello, idiot.

  Elliot : [Helium voice]  That's Elliot.

• Elliot : I call them Woo-hoos. Like in... WOO-HOO!

• Boog : You got me enough trouble!

  Elliot : Hey, I... You saved my life. That means that you're responsible for me.

  Boog : What? Stop messing up my life!

  Elliot : You needed to get out, you should thank me!

  Boog : Thank you?

  Elliot : You're welcome, buddy.

  Boog : [groans]  Stop calling me that.

• Elliot : You know, I've been thinking, we should have a secret handshake, and like nicknames and stuff. Like, I can call you Boogster, and you can call me the Incredible Mr. E. You like that? I just made it up.

• Elliot : [Wearing a gumball dispenser on his head]  I come in peace.

• Boog : We've been going around in circles!

  Elliot : Cir-cle. One time around.

• McSquizzy : Is this a private fight or can anybody join? Because McSquezzy wants in.

  Boog : Good, 'cause we're gonna need your nuts!

  Elliot : And your acorns, too!

• Elliot : Look at me! I'm a doe and I'm a buck. I'm a DUCK!

• Reilly : [about Boog]  Hey, guys. Check it out. The largest carnivore in North America. The grizzly bear.

  Elliot : And he's a good dancer. We're gonna be in a show.