Cloud 9 (2006)
Marnette Patterson: Crystal
Quotes
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Billy Cole : [at the door of the strippers' dressing room] Opportunity knocking!
[when he has their attention:]
Billy Cole : Hi, it's Billy Cole!
Olga : [broken English] Me thought it was Tom Hunks.
Billy Cole : No, it's not Tom Hunks. It's me. Oh, got you a little something. Ta-dah!
[offers a potted bonsai tree]
Crystal : [cocking her blond head] Oh, it's so small.
Billy Cole : That's what they all say.
Crystal : [giggles] What is it?
Billy Cole : It's a bonsai tree. They're very rare. And very expensive.
Olga : So are we.
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Julie : Look, Billy, we work hard here. We don't have time for your schemes.
Billy Cole : This ain't no schemes. It's... volleyball!
Olga : [she's Russian, she mispronounces] Wally ball?
Crystal : So we're gonna get... rich, playing around in the sand?
Champagne : And trust me, the sand, it gets in everything!
[dismissive gesture, grunts]
Billy Cole : No, no, you don't understand. Beach volleyball is an Olympic sport, and we can make it sexy!
Crystal : Well then, how come no-one's thought about your great idea until now?
Billy Cole : Lots of guys have ideas, but they don't know how to sell 'em. I know how to sell 'em.
Julie : I'm out of here. Ladies, Billy...
[leaves]
Billy Cole : So what do you say, girls? I meet you tomorrow morning at Zuma Beach?
Olga : [heavy accent] Okay, I do.
[waving a finger:]
Olga : If we make extra money.
Champagne : Me too, cos I don't wanna be shaking my booty forever.
Billy Cole : Okay, I see you tomorrow.
Crystal : Hey, Billy! What do we wear?
Billy Cole : [smiles] Dress for sport.
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Crystal : [gloomily] We got beat.
Olga : I no like competition wally ball. And they broke four of my nails.
Crystal : We were a joke. People were making fun of us.
Champagne : Yeah, and they were treating us like we were... sex objects.
Crystal : Champagne's right. I mean, in here it's every girl for herself. Out there, it felt like we were part of something.
Corazon : Yeah, and we were as good as those white West Side bitches who pay my cousin minimal wage to clean their toilets.
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Billy Cole : [the girls visiting him in his new trailer] Just passing by?
Crystal : We've been thinking. We... we love playing volleyball, but we just wanna be the best.
Billy Cole : [nods as he puffs on cigar] Good! That's what I want. I want you to be the best.
Olga : [strong accent] Ve don't vant to do anymore bachelor parties and company picnics.
Champagne : We just wanna play volleyball.
Crystal : But legitimately, for like AVP or AAU.
Olga : And what about the Olympics? Even Russia has a team!
Billy Cole : I do understand. But first I want you to do this bachelor party coming up.
[coughs on cigar]
Billy Cole : Get a lot of money for that.
[still doing everything his way]