Best Week Ever with Paul F. Tompkins (2004– )

Paul Scheer: Self, Self - Panelist

Quotes 

• Paul Scheer : [on Tim Burton's "The Corpse Bride"]  Here's a little fact - that's actually Johnny Depp, not claymation. He's that good.

• Paul Scheer : Nothing can stop Pamela and Tommy. Hepatitis. A porno video. Kid Rock. This is the real American Couple. Upgrade!

• Paul Scheer : Everyone looks good next to Ted Kennedy. Carrot Top looks good next to Ted Kennedy.

• Paul Scheer : Courtney Love was back in Court, again, this week and she went with a different fashion style, it was kinda like homeless-lady chic.

• Sherrod Small : What happened to The Idol?

  Miss Info : America voted off La Toya, quite possibly the best singer of the whole bunch.

  Brian Huskey : No, not La Toya... nooooo. It just goes to prove that America doesn't want music, they want Muzak.

  Paul Scheer : America, you messed up. You messed up big time.

• Paul Scheer : Having Big Bird speak at your college graduation is one step up from having a Teletubby.