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7/10
surprisingly good
birdseed-119 March 2009
Warning: Spoilers
I rented this because the box said "Czech version of Fargo". I loved Fargo and liked this one quite a bit.

Colin is an insecure man who depends entirely on his wife to keep his life moving forward. In the few (two?) scenes he has with her he relies on her to direct everything and encourage him. They are even in Prague at her suggestion. I got the impression that he might have just been released from some kind of therapy. It just seems that anyone who is that dependent would need some kind of professional help.

His wife dies in a startling way. I sat open mouthed for a full minute trying to wrap my head around it. It was very well done. Colin then realizes that his life is completely rudderless. He has no idea how to proceed and decides to end it all. After a painful attempt at suicide that fails, he decides that he'll need someone else to off him.

Enter Pavel who is an honest very hard working man with multiple jobs, one of which is driving hotel guests at Colin's hotel to the morgue when they need it. (It's not really clear how this was arranged.)

Colin asks Pavel to kill him painlessly, quickly, and so that Colin won't see it coming.

If you liked the part of Fargo or Crackers where the criminal's plans keeps going wrong, you are going to like this movie too. (But this is not like Burt Reynold's The End (1978).) Nothing goes perfectly for Pavel and Colin. Every situation ends up in some way they didn't expect, or even consider. As Pavel's life spins out of control, Colin slowly regains his composure. Although neither gain any real control over the events that they have started to unfold.

The actors do a great job. Andy Nyman is very convincing as Colin, who depends on everyone making decisions for him about everything. He doesn't even enter the morgue office until Pavel directs him to. Andy also portrays the shock of Colin's situation very well. Colin doesn't cry over Maggie's death until very late in the film.

Karel Roden is also outstanding. He does a great job of convincing us that while he wants the "thousands of pounds" that Colin is offering to kill him, he is very far out of his comfort zone. Pavel is a hard working man who loves his wife very much and will do anything to keep her. It's pretty clear that he has never complained about his situation or her.

The duo cross paths with a gangster and his girlfriend. Those actors are great also.

My only dings on this movie is that it is a little slow in places, mostly with Pavel's wife's scenes. But they pass, so with a little patience this is a very enjoyable movie.

Also, in the first lake scene it's not clear that they are alone on the ice.

The cinematography is excellent, but there's no solid reason to see this on a huge screen. It mostly takes place in enclosed spaces.
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5/10
Full length amiable no-brainer that should have been a 20 minute short
Chris_Docker25 July 2006
Shut Up and Shoot Me (two and a half stars) Directed and written by: Steen Agro Running time: 90 min Country: UK / Czech Republic Stars: Karel Roden, Andy Nyman, Anna Geislerová, Robert Polo, Denisa Knoblochová ....

Bumbling Englishman Colin is the sort of person who frets endlessly about whether he left the iron switched on. He goes to Prague for a beautiful weekend with his wife, but she inconveniently gets crushed under a statue as he dithers with his head in a travel guide worrying over details. Colin quickly decides life is no longer worth while and hires his equally useless Czeck driver to put him out of his misery. Several fruitless attempts later, including sitting Colin on a bomb site and arranging for him to fall out with a mobster, they have someone else's dead body on their hands and no money.

Shut Up and Shoot Me has the potential to be an entertaining spoof, but falls short on many counts. The acting is unconvincing - well below par given the experience of the cast - and with the result that characters seem little more than well-worn caricatures. The interminable amount of time through which each joke is spread out is well beyond the capacity for laughs and suggests the story could have been condensed into a 20 minute short quite easily. As a full-length no-brainer it just about qualifies for a low attention span afternoon.

There is something amiable about a mix of nerds, a nymphomaniac, a gangster called the Butcher of Prague, and a miscellany that includes poisoning, blackmail, hiding of bodies and a high-kicking Butcher side-kick. It is director Steen Agro's debut feature film and perhaps in more experienced hands it could have turned out better, but it has sadly failed to achieve any real potential.
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I'd like to see more of this guy's work
blade5-127 December 2008
I noticed a weird thing...in this film, Karel smiled only once. Karel, the bumbling, likable "killer" smiled when the old woman saw them dump the body in the frozen lake and it was hilarious. Yes, this movie was definitely Fargo. Who's idea was it for Andy to carry around his wife's ashes in an urn the whole movie? Fantastic. Steen's first film? Congratulations Steen! Some wonderful filming techniques! A great job of when the wife got smashed underneath the monument, a great job of having Andy disappear off the lake in the final scene, and countless others! I thought it was a totally kooky movie...please make sure you watch the director/writers comments after wards. The hot girl in the Hummer was a weird sub plot that was entirely not necessary but it gave me a chance to enjoy the dog and the weird gangster. This movie was just great.
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4/10
You've Seen it
slake0911 June 2006
Dude wants to commit suicide but prefers that someone else kill him, painlessly and quick. Yeah, I've seen that one before.

Nothing original here, the same old story about a dweeb wanting someone to kill him and hiring the worst possible guy for the job. I had high hopes in the first 10 minutes, but it went downhill from there.

Naturally our suicidal hero gets everyone else involved in his problems, from the promiscuous wife of his hired killer to the local gangster. Hilarity is supposed to ensue, but you've already seen this movie a few times, with much the same jokes, so it falls kind of flat.

There is a somewhat enjoyable ending, that does add something new to the story, but that's about it. In between the good beginning and twist ending are exactly the scenes you expect to see.
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9/10
A crash course in suicide, where you're likely to die laughing
gary-slaymaker7 December 2006
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As black comedies go, there have been few better in the last few years than Shut Up and Shoot Me. With the slightest touch of the Coen brothers' Fargo, but mixed in with a British tweeness and Eastern European fatalism; this is an absolute gem of a film. Outstanding performances from both leads, Nyman and Roden, just add to the quality on show here. The opening gag, with the wife being flattened by a falling statue is inspired, but it's Nyman's reaction to her death that brings another level of humanity to what could have been just a nasty, and macabre 'one joke scenario'. Beautifully shot set pieces adorn the film, but without that great cast, even a story this dark (though often very sweet) would feel too overdone. First time director, Steen Agro, makes the most of his locations, his stars, and a very sharp and wicked story. As debuts go, this is one talent to watch for the future. I saw it during the Cardiff film festival and loved it...though at the time it had no distribution. Let's hope that particular oversight has now been rectified. Best black comedy of 2006, hands down!
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8/10
Dark Farce
enoid8012 January 2009
This was director Steen Agro's first major film, and he has reason to be proud. I look forward to his future efforts. I enjoy a good farce, and this one was entertaining.

British nebbish Colin visits Prague with his wife. Her sudden and bizarre accidental death leads Colin to a suicidal depression and he turns to the only person he knows in Prague - the hotel driver Pavel - to assist him in killing himself. Bumbling Pavel tries his best to perform his homicidal duty, but extenuating plot lines begin to unravel their idiotic plans.

The acting was competent from all parties involved, and the East-meets-West relationship between Andy Nyman and Karel Roden is believable and charming. I happen to love Prague and "Tschechia", so perhaps my conclusion is biased by Agro's terrific framing of this wonderful wintery place. If that is so, then damn me - but not this funny and weird film.
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