Come Away Home (2005)

Paul Dooley: Grandpa Donald Brooks

Quotes 

• Annie Lamm : You find an email address written on a napkin in her pants pocket. You "A": Confront her about it. "B": Throw out the address and see if she notices. Or "C": Forget about it, you trust her."

  Grandpa Donald : What's an email?

  Annie Lamm : Grandpa!

  Grandpa Donald : OK. Ummm, "C".

  Annie Lamm : Good answer!

• Annie Lamm : Grandpa, can I drive?

  Barney : You want to get us killed, kid?

  Annie Lamm : Oh, come on.

  Barney : What if a cop sees us? Or worse, your mother?

  Annie Lamm : There are only three cops on this Island, and they play paper football all day! I can do it.

  Barney : Driving a car is a little harder than a boat, Missy. And we all know how that turned out.

  Grandpa Donald : I don't know, Annie...

  Annie Lamm : OK... I guess when I'm your age I won't be able to tell my grandkids that my Grandpa taught me how to drive. It'll just be some random boyfriend instead.

  Barney : Captain, are you crazy?

  Grandpa Donald : Oh, don't get your panties all in a bunch. Live a little.

  Barney : I'd like to live a lot, that's the problem.

  Annie Lamm : Don't worry, Barney. I'm a good driver.

  Barney : I hope they spell my name right in the obituaries.

• Grandpa Donald : ...So Kennedy comes aboard the ship. He turns to me and says, "Officer, I need a guide." There I was, showing the future President around...

  Barney : Was this before or after you single-handedly foiled the bank robbery?

  Grandpa Donald : Way before. The bank robbery was in '78.

  Barney : Right, right. I've heard that one in my sleep.