Desperate Housewives (2004–2012)
Nicollette Sheridan: Edie Britt
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Quotes
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Edie : [to Bree] You could have an affair with anyone and you choose the pharmacist? You are such a Republican.
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Paul Young : [asking about selling the house] Will I have to tell them about my wife's death in the house?
Edie : [applying make-up] Yeah. Legal crap. People get really freaked out by suicides. Hell, I get the willies just standing here.
Paul Young : Is there any other option?
Edie : [applying lipstick] Well, you could say that she shot herself in the house, then crawled out back to die...
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Edie : Maybe we should take a break, you know, see other people.
Mike Delfino : You're telling me this on a day when I'm put in a man's prison?
Edie : Well I said the timing was bad.
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Edie : What the hell kind of street do we live on, anyway?
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Edie : [Susan walks over to Edie deliberately to show off and looks very stylish and beautiful] Wow, get a load of you. You look so pretty. I hardly recognize you.
Susan : Yeah... I have a date... with Mike. We kissed, FYI...
[Susan leaves, leaving Edie with her mouth wide-open]
Edie : [Susan comes back from Mike canceling the date] So, how was the big date?
Susan : Mike had to reschedule.
Edie : Aww... 'cause of the hot girl? With the suitcase? Over there? How devastating for you... FYI!
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Edie : I know who she is. She's a man eating, scum sucking hoe bag.
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Edie : [Susan is modeling at a charity fashion show and walks off the catwalk looking tattered, dress ripped to shreds and humiliated] She never looked better!
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Edie : Well, someone might as well say it... Susan, what the hell have you been smoking?
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Edie : [Betty and her son Matthew have just moved into the neighborhood] Well, if you need me to come in at any time then, I'll...
Betty Applewhite : [firmly] Edie, we are fine. Thank you.
