The Bard's Tale (2004 Video Game)

Tony Jay: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : Thus ends the Bard's Tale.

• Narrator : Despite the Bard's warm and shining personality, people continued to run from him like the plague. Perhaps he would one day learn that in order to keep friends near, a man such as himself needed to keep them tied up.

  The Bard : If only I could find a sock big enough to put in that mouth of yours.

• Narrator : Where were we... The Bard was making an ass of himself... And then... ah yes here it is...