Veronica Mars (2004–2019)

Francis Capra: Eli 'Weevil' Navarro

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Quotes 

• Weevil : Hey, you want a sody-pop?

  Veronica : Actually, I think I want something with a little more kick.

  [grabs Duncan's whiskey bottle and starts chugging it] 

  Veronica : Hmm, iced tea. How very musical theater of you.

• Mr. Tom Daniels : [walk in to find Weevil and Logan playing cards]  Is this Reno or detention?

  Logan : Can you believe the best of both.

  Weevil : [Daniels takes away their cards]  Oh, come on, man.

  Logan : What the hell, we were playing a game here.

  Mr. Tom Daniels : This is punishment gentlemen, not party time.

  Logan : Well, that would explain the absence of balloon animals.

• [Logan is playing solitaire] 

  Weevil : You know what I love, I love that I get a zero for talking. When you were the one talking to me. You get detention for dissing the teacher in front of everybody, I get detention for laughing. Let me ask you something man.

  Logan : [looks upward]  Is this detention or hell?

  Weevil : How do you people not make yourself sick? It's like you walk on water in this school, for what? It's nothing that you do, I mean all that matters is who your parents are. And the zip code your mother shot you out in.

  Logan : If I donate to the United Latino Pain-in-the-ass fund will you shut the hell up?

  Weevil : You like playing with yourself?

  Logan : Huh?

  Weevil : Or do you want to make things interesting?

  Logan : What did you have in mind?

  Weevil : [cut to them playing poker]  You're almost as bad as actor as your father.

  Logan : You know that you don't need a diploma to steal hubcaps right? I mean why do you even show up here?

  Weevil : I promise my grandmother.

  Logan : Hmmm.

  Weevil : I don't break my promises.

  Logan : And I mean this, awwwwww.