Tennis, Anyone...? (2005)

Donal Logue: Danny Macklin

Quotes 

• Johnnie Green : Listen, it's just a gift I found at the bottom of my bag, thought you might like it. You don't, I'll go sell it for a million to Jim or Robin or someone.

  Danny Macklin : You write for, what, Robin Williams?

  Johnnie Green : Yeah, what do you think he makes that "improv" shit up? Off the top of his head? Right. He'd still be Mork from fucking Ork if he didn't buy jokes from me at a hundred grand a pop.

• Gary Morgan : You know, your marriage was destroying your backhand. You know, you weren't in the zen. There was no joy. Tennis, it's a joyous expression of life.

  Danny Macklin : If tennis is such a joyous expression of life, why do so many tennis pros kill themselves?

  Gary Morgan : Well, because they don't know it's a joyous expression of life.