Final Destination 3 (2006) Poster

Kris Lemche: Ian McKinley

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  • Ian McKinley : Equal... in death's eyes? All of us? How can you say that? Dude, think it through: Charlie Manson, made it to 70, Osama, still kicking. Pimps, vice presidents, walking around, all the atrocities they've committed, they're alive and well. These two girls, never done shit to anybody, they don't get to make it to 18. Where's the fucking equality in that?

  • Kevin Fischer : Get the fuck outta here, McKinley!

    Ian McKinley : Hey, I'm just celebrating our town's tricentennial.

    Wendy Christensen : You followed me!

    Ian McKinley : Oh! You are paranoid. But, hey I saw what happened. You're next right? You're the end of it, aren't you? Man, I'd be paranoid too.

    Wendy Christensen : You didn't even believe me!

    Ian McKinley : Yeah, well, seeing is believeing.

    Wendy Christensen : Then you have to stay away from me!

    Ian McKinley : Have to? Wow, that's extreme. Oh, no way. Do I cause your death? Just like you caused Erin's?

    [Wendy, Kevin, and Julie try to get away but Ian blocks them] 

    Ian McKinley : Whoa whoa whoa whoa, what, what? You have a vision? Was I in it? Was I, was in a picture? Just tell me how to start it off! Let's get this over with!

    Wendy Christensen : You'll save me if you just stay away! Then it'll all be over!

    Ian McKinley : What do I care? It skipped me. For me, it is over. I'm not dying. I'm not dying!

    [Fireworks shoot at Ian but they miss him and hit the base of the cherry picker] 

    Ian McKinley : You see? I'm not gonna die! It's you, Wendy! You're dead!

    [cherry picker falls on Ian and cuts him in half vertically] 

  • Wendy Christensen : We need to know who was sitting behind you on the roller coaster.

    Erin : Ok, who was sitting behind us on the roller coaster? Oh! Oh wait, Uh, wasn't it that one guy who got voted most likely to become manager of Red Lobster?

    Ian McKinley : Oh, no, you know what? God, I remember. There was this guy, uh, black cloak. I didn't see his face. But um, the ride attendant, did take his sickle before the ride started, if that's helpful in any way.

  • Ian McKinley : Ok. Ok, what if, for example, the last in line were to make the utilitarian choice. Kill themselves. Well, wow, that's pretty much gonna ruin any plan deaths put in motion. And even better, I think that's gonna save, five skipped lives. Any takers?

    [Erin, Kevin, and Wendy look at each other, and then look to the ground in silence] 

    Ian McKinley : I didn't think so.

  • Wendy Christensen : You didn't even believe me.

    Ian McKinley : Yeah, well, seeing is believing.

  • Erin : Hey, after I restock this stuff that these pinhead customers can't manage to return to the shelves themselves, we can blow out of here, okay?

    Ian McKinley : Rightio, babe.

    Wendy Christensen : [Wendy and Kevin knock on the get at the hardware store]  Erin, It's Wendy and Kevin.

    Erin : Shit! You scared the shit out of me!

    Kevin Fischer : Wait til you hear what we have to tell you.

    Erin : [on the walkie-talkie]  Zip, it's Pip. Come over here. You are gonna trip when you hear this.

    Ian McKinley : [answers back on his walkie-talkie]  Well paint me intrigued, Pip. I'm on my way.

  • Ian McKinley : Oh my god guys, what's going on?

  • Ian McKinley : Ok. Let's go with what you guys are saying: let's just say, you know, that Death does have a conscious plan, and that it's been set into motion. Great. So, Newton's Third Law of Motion and well, look, I'm just guessing that it goes for Death, too, when he's working in our world. Newton says that every action has an equal and opposite reaction. So, that means that if Death has taken action, so can we. And that that action may thwart Death's intent.

    Kevin Fischer : You're being a fucker, but go on.

  • Ian McKinley : You see? I'm not gonna die! It's you Wendy! You're dead!

  • Ian McKinley : Oh no way. Do I cause your death? Just like you caused Erin's?

  • Erin : A roller coaster is just elemental physics, a conversion of potential energy to kinetic energy.

    Ian McKinley : Yeah, odds are like 1 in 250 million of dying on a roller coaster.

    Jason Wise : Yeah, yeah, thanks for that McKinley.

    Ian McKinley : You're more likely to die driving to an amusement park than dying at one.

  • Wendy Christensen : [as Ian is stocking stuff on the top shelf of the hardware store, Wendy notices the banners hanging above him]  Kevin, those banners are in the picture.

    Kevin Fischer : Ian, watch those boxes!

    Ian McKinley : [Ian panics and spins the forklift around sharply and hits a shelf, causing some objects to fall]  What the fuck man! You said those boxes were falling!

    Kevin Fischer : No I said watch the boxes.

    Ian McKinley : Really what for? They're not doing anything.

  • Erin : So let me get this straight. I'm gonna OD on nail polish, and Ian is gonna be embarrassed to death?

    Kevin Fischer : You saw what happened to Wendy. Alright, what's happened to the others, you just saw their pictures.

    [All the lights in the hardware store begin flickering] 

    Ian McKinley : [Ian comes into view and is seen turning the lights on and off and laughing]  Oh my God, guys, what's going on? What's going on, that's crazy. That's crazy.

  • Erin : [Ian is loading a nail gun when he hears Erin over the walkie-talkie]  Zip, it's Pip. You cut those plywood orders yet?

    Ian McKinley : Uh that's a big no, Pip. Osama bin-supervisor wants me to get rid of these pigeons first. They keep setting off the alarms.

    [Ian raises himself on the forklift] 

    Ian McKinley : Hello babies.

    [He starts shooting at the pigeons wit the nail gun, killing one] 

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